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Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: DirectSubjection] #391135
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I didn't read any of these last posts except a few - but thank you all for making me laugh after a reallly bad night.




Uh-oh.

If you filled an aquarium with vodka by mistake & all the fish died, it is OK. You can climb in & drink all the vodka, just swallow the fish as you get to them. Think of it as pickle-ing without the Duster.

Bonus penguin points for any pickled herring .

Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #391136
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Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: DirectSubjection] #391137
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Sounds like not a great day

Things will be better...

Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: DirectSubjection] #391138
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Call if you need to vent, laugh or cry, I'll be up for a little while yet. 907-225-2709

Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #391139
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hope everything works out for the best


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Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #391140
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Can he call and order a pizza ?



Barry..

Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: OzHemi] #391141
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He could try, but I am out of herring.

Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #391142
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Lol

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Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: DirectSubjection] #391143
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Evolution of the PLF.

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Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: DirectSubjection] #391144
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That stinks....but if feel stronger about other desicions, that sounds good at least!

Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: OzHemi] #391145
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Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: DirectSubjection] #391146
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Not sure how tall Barry was in metric measurements, but you get the jist of it.

Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: DirectSubjection] #391147
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I got disrespected by a few people I've known




That can happen if you drop trou & tiki in front of them.


Just sayin'.

Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #391148
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tiki in front of them.




What about tiki under ?

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Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: OzHemi] #391149
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Not sure how tall Barry was....




3/4" short of 6' whatever that is in flippets?

I was taller, but the way my back healed in 2003 I lost some height.

Also, I have even less butt than that.

Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: OzHemi] #391150
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By the way, I think my cell phone is haunted

I have it on the arm rest of my seat next to me now, and I just noticed out of the corner of my eye the screen lit up, with a white screen with some red writing on it then went black... I just slid the phone open and nothing came up



Does the PLF do phone taps ?

Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #391151
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One other thing I just noticed......

Why is the emperor staring at my backside?

Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #391152
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Not sure how tall Barry was....




3/4" short of 6' whatever that is in flippets?

I was taller, but the way my back healed in 2003 I lost some height.

Also, I have even less butt than that.





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Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #391153
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One other thing I just noticed......

Why is the emperor staring at my backside?



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Re: Smite-free zone indeed ! [Re: OzHemi] #391154
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a white screen with some red writing on it then went black... I just slid the phone open and nothing came up





It was the lyrics to a ballad called "Smite Me". The song was originally done by a Seattle area garage band, but the original lyrics mentioned [Edited by Moparts - Family Friendly Site - Keep it clean], so I will not mention it here.

Not again, anyway.

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