Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Page 149 of 1,634 1 2 147 148 149 150 151 1633 1634
Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: Tesla_HV] #390335
12/06/09 02:21 AM
12/06/09 02:21 AM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger
OzHemi  Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
Quote:



I am ashamed to say that sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and....ok, I won't go there either




Wood yew keep that to yourself...it's knot the sort of thing to spread around..














Was time for some pun-ishment

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: Tesla_HV] #390336
12/06/09 02:23 AM
12/06/09 02:23 AM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 29,654
Hamtramck, PA
A
Alaskan_TA Offline OP
Fluffy Balladeer
Alaskan_TA  Offline OP
Fluffy Balladeer
A

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 29,654
Hamtramck, PA
Going to the 'fridge to masticate in the middle of the night is normal.

I hope.

You may want to remove the light in it though.

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #390337
12/06/09 02:24 AM
12/06/09 02:24 AM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger
OzHemi  Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
Quote:



You may want to remove the light in it though.




That wood mean putting the little who lives in there out of work

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: OzHemi] #390338
12/06/09 02:26 AM
12/06/09 02:26 AM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 29,654
Hamtramck, PA
A
Alaskan_TA Offline OP
Fluffy Balladeer
Alaskan_TA  Offline OP
Fluffy Balladeer
A

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 29,654
Hamtramck, PA
Quote:

That could mean putting the little who marinates in there in a wok.




Fixed.

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #390339
12/06/09 02:29 AM
12/06/09 02:29 AM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger
OzHemi  Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
Quote:

Quote:

That could mean putting the little who marinates in there in a wok.




Fixed.




I stand (tastily) corrected.

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: OzHemi] #390340
12/06/09 02:33 AM
12/06/09 02:33 AM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 29,654
Hamtramck, PA
A
Alaskan_TA Offline OP
Fluffy Balladeer
Alaskan_TA  Offline OP
Fluffy Balladeer
A

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 29,654
Hamtramck, PA
Toss in some veggies & stir fry, serve over ramen noodles or rice.

Save the beak to pick your teeth with afterwards.

Speaking of witch, that made me hungry. Gotta go

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #390341
12/06/09 02:37 AM
12/06/09 02:37 AM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger
OzHemi  Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
Quote:

Gotta go




"squeeze the penguin"


As it were....




As long as it's not:

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: OzHemi] #390342
12/06/09 02:38 AM
12/06/09 02:38 AM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger
OzHemi  Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
Perhaps...

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: OzHemi] #390343
12/06/09 02:41 AM
12/06/09 02:41 AM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger
OzHemi  Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
Or...

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: OzHemi] #390344
12/06/09 02:42 AM
12/06/09 02:42 AM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger
OzHemi  Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
I could actually go for a...

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: OzHemi] #390345
12/06/09 02:44 AM
12/06/09 02:44 AM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger
OzHemi  Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
Or a newly delivered..

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #390346
12/06/09 12:06 PM
12/06/09 12:06 PM
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 4,220
West Plains, MO
DrCharles Offline
master
DrCharles  Offline
master

Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 4,220
West Plains, MO
Quote:

Toss in some veggies & stir fry, serve over ramen noodles or rice.

Save the beak to pick your teeth with afterwards.




Penguins or chickens, how come you can order legs, thighs, or [Edited by Moparts - Family Friendly Site - Keep it clean]... but no rears?

Do chickens even HAVE a butt?


sheesh... you can't even refer to the chest area with the proper term! stupid autocensors...

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: DrCharles] #390347
12/06/09 01:55 PM
12/06/09 01:55 PM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger
OzHemi  Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
Quote:

Quote:

Toss in some veggies & stir fry, serve over ramen noodles or rice.

Save the beak to pick your teeth with afterwards.




Penguins or chickens, how come you can order legs, thighs, or [Edited by Moparts - Family Friendly Site - Keep it clean]... but no rears?

Do chickens even HAVE a butt?


sheesh... you can't even refer to the chest area with the proper term! stupid autocensors...




Being a Doctor and all, perhaps you should have used a more technical term ?

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: OzHemi] #390348
12/06/09 02:07 PM
12/06/09 02:07 PM
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 96,664
On The Boat, On The Lake, Wa. ...
amxautox Offline
Still Retired. Still Posting on Moparts. A Lot.
amxautox  Offline
Still Retired. Still Posting on Moparts. A Lot.

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 96,664
On The Boat, On The Lake, Wa. ...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Toss in some veggies & stir fry, serve over ramen noodles or rice.

Save the beak to pick your teeth with afterwards.




Penguins or chickens, how come you can order legs, thighs, or [Edited by Moparts - Family Friendly Site - Keep it clean]... but no rears?

Do chickens even HAVE a butt?


sheesh... you can't even refer to the chest area with the proper term! stupid autocensors...




Being a Doctor and all, perhaps you should have used a more technical term ?


Boobies.


Tom

"Everyone should believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing."

-Henry David Thoreau

Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths

author unknown

Re: Smited and folded ? [Re: amxautox] #390349
12/06/09 04:45 PM
12/06/09 04:45 PM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 70,126
Here
DirectSubjection Offline
Tacohead. The First and Only
DirectSubjection  Offline
Tacohead. The First and Only

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 70,126
Here
Quote:

Front wheel drive

Straps on the rear tires? First time I've seen that.




That does look odd.


Ride eternal, shiny and chrome
Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: amxautox] #390350
12/06/09 08:15 PM
12/06/09 08:15 PM
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 4,220
West Plains, MO
DrCharles Offline
master
DrCharles  Offline
master

Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 4,220
West Plains, MO
Quote:


Being a Doctor and all, perhaps you should have used a more technical term ? Boobies.




I used the correct technical term - "brest" with one more letter of course.

Interesting that we can use "boobies" but not the proper, non-vulgar "[Edited by Moparts - Family Friendly Site - Keep it clean]". Go figure

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #390351
12/06/09 08:28 PM
12/06/09 08:28 PM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger
OzHemi  Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
Quote:

Toss in some veggies & stir fry, serve over ramen noodles or rice.

Save the beak to pick your teeth with afterwards.

Speaking of witch, that made me hungry. Gotta go








Barry went for a snack last night and has not been heard from again

Did the PLF booby-trap his fridge?

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: OzHemi] #390352
12/06/09 08:30 PM
12/06/09 08:30 PM
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 17,092
Brookline NH
Tesla_HV Offline
I Live Here
Tesla_HV  Offline
I Live Here

Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 17,092
Brookline NH

Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: DrCharles] #390353
12/06/09 08:30 PM
12/06/09 08:30 PM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
OzHemi Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger
OzHemi  Offline
Penguin-hating Ginger

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104,346
Garden Grove, CA
Quote:

Quote:


Being a Doctor and all, perhaps you should have used a more technical term ? Boobies.




I used the correct technical term - "brest" with one more letter of course.

Interesting that we can use "boobies" but not the proper, non-vulgar "[Edited by Moparts - Family Friendly Site - Keep it clean]". Go figure




What about the term 'knockers' ?


Re: How to smite a penguin in the beak 101. [Re: OzHemi] #390354
12/06/09 08:35 PM
12/06/09 08:35 PM
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 96,664
On The Boat, On The Lake, Wa. ...
amxautox Offline
Still Retired. Still Posting on Moparts. A Lot.
amxautox  Offline
Still Retired. Still Posting on Moparts. A Lot.

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 96,664
On The Boat, On The Lake, Wa. ...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Being a Doctor and all, perhaps you should have used a more technical term ? Boobies.




I used the correct technical term - "brest" with one more letter of course.

Interesting that we can use "boobies" but not the proper, non-vulgar "[Edited by Moparts - Family Friendly Site - Keep it clean]". Go figure




What about the term 'knockers' ?




"What KNOCKERS"


Tom

"Everyone should believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing."

-Henry David Thoreau

Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths

author unknown

Page 149 of 1,634 1 2 147 148 149 150 151 1633 1634






Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.1