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Re: Call the carps! Another pun-filled day [Re: Tesla_HV] #389115
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Ranger Dan appears to be gaining whale knowledge, maybe he will spout off what he bass learned so far just for the halibut.

Re: Pi is III point I IV I ....etc [Re: OzHemi] #389116
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If a thread timbers in the woods, does it still make a pun?




Good question, I know a person to ash.




Is his name Elm-er?




Well, it's knot that he is a poplar kinda guy..




But a real son of a birch

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Re: And now time for a news break...part XXI [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389117
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Hey Gary,
Can you use that to hold his blanket to his earlobe?




Don't encourage him...

Re: Call the carps! Another pun-filled day [Re: Tesla_HV] #389118
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Good day everyone! So the topic today is whales? That sounds kind of fishy to me. I trout that we could find any good material here.




I don't know much stuff about whales....perhaps you could whistle it me ? Do you know the tun-a ?

Re: Pi is III point I IV I ....etc [Re: DrCharles] #389119
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If a thread timbers in the woods, does it still make a pun?




Good question, I know a person to ash.




Is his name Elm-er?




Well, it's knot that he is a poplar kinda guy..




But a real son of a birch

Now back to your regularly scheduled fish jokes




I prefer tree jokes, if you wood knot mind.

Re: Pi is III point I IV I ....etc [Re: OzHemi] #389120
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Branch out a little, do not be a Bass Sole.



Not as punny as normal I know... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389121
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This thread is still but a sapling...no need to make a whale out of a mole hill.

Re: Pi is III point I IV I ....etc [Re: DrCharles] #389122
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Now back to your regularly scheduled fish jokes





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnq96W9jtuw


Re: Not as punny as normal I know... [Re: OzHemi] #389123
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no need to make a whale out of a mole hill.





If a silly person, say a silly Coastie as an example, found a mole hill on a beach, would it be best to tow it out to sea or blow it up?

Re: Not as punny as normal I know... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389124
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Why blow-hole it up of course!

Re: Not as punny as normal I know... [Re: OzHemi] #389125
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Why blow-hole it up of course!


That'd be a lot of blowing on the blow hole to blow it up so you'd better hope all that blowing doesn't make you too faint and you ending up blowing the job.


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Re: And now time for a news break...part XXI [Re: OzHemi] #389126
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Hey Gary,
Can you use that to hold his blanket to his earlobe?




Don't encourage him...






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Re: And now time for a news break...part XXI [Re: DirectSubjection] #389127
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Re: And now time for a news break...part XXI [Re: OzHemi] #389128
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That one was just for Barry.


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Re: And now time for a news break...part XXI [Re: DirectSubjection] #389129
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Ah yes, the power of suggestion can be a wonderful, silly thing.


Sir Tacohead, you do great work.

At least you can not staple me to Snow.. [Re: DirectSubjection] #389130
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That one was just for Barry.






I need to get Barry to keep these ideas to himself, I hate to think what else he might come up with

(not that it could be much worse then the igloo adventure I had last )






You could staple him to Snow White, [Re: OzHemi] #389131
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...or an ice cube?


Maybe I should auction my ideas to the highest bidder?


Where is my paper hole punch anyway.......

Re: You could staple him to Snow White, [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389132
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Sounds good to me ! [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389133
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Where is my paper hole punch anyway.......





What else wood you punch holes in?

Re: Sounds good to me ! [Re: OzHemi] #389134
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What else wood you punch holes in?



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