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Re: Speachless to that, part VII [Re: OzHemi] #389035
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Well, that would certainly mean you were close enough to shoot him repeatedly.

Re: Speachless to that, part VII [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389036
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Ooops, did I say rip out it's heart?






I ment to say, Remove via Husqvarna



Re: Speachless to that, part VII [Re: OzHemi] #389037
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Re: Speachless to that, part VII [Re: OzHemi] #389038
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Careful, you will wake Tacohead up with that thing.

Running at full throttle with no muffler [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389039
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In that case.... I HAVE to have one of these...


Re: Running at full throttle with no muffler [Re: OzHemi] #389040
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Something was obviously missing, so......

5511655-baker.jpg (44 downloads)
Re: Running at full throttle with no muffler [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389041
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Nice touch.

Re: Running at full throttle with no muffler [Re: OzHemi] #389042
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What does baked penguin taste like, anyway?

Re: Running at full throttle with no muffler [Re: DrCharles] #389043
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What does baked penguin taste like, anyway?





It tastes excellent when prepared according to Barry's cookbook that is.

Re: Running at full throttle with no muffler [Re: OzHemi] #389044
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IT taskes like turkey with an extra, well, fishy taste.

I recommend using ketchup for that.

Lots of ketchup.

Re: Running at full throttle with no muffler [Re: DrCharles] #389045
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What does baked penguin taste like, anyway?





A lot like bald eagle with a hint of manatee essence.

Re: Running at full throttle with no muffler [Re: Tesla_HV] #389046
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Quote:

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What does baked penguin taste like, anyway?





A lot like bald eagle with a hint of manatee essence.




That's not manatee, it's walrus

Re: Running at full throttle with no muffler [Re: OzHemi] #389047
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Silly Tip Of The Day. [Re: OzHemi] #389048
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You should get a large C-clamp & use it to secure your blanket to your earlobe at night so we do not have to see that.


(A long wood screw would work if you do not have a large c-clamp.)

Re: Silly Tip Of The Day. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389049
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You should get a large C-clamp & use it to secure your blanket to your earlobe at night so we do not have to see that.


(A long wood screw would work if you do not have a large c-clamp.)




Please forward that onto Gary...perhaps he can fix it?

Re: Silly Tip Of The Day. [Re: OzHemi] #389050
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He is very likely Googling a photo of a large c-clamp right now.

Be great on Zombies too... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389051
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A powder-actuated nail gun would probably do the trick as well?


Re: Be great on Zombies too... [Re: OzHemi] #389052
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If you use one of those while remodeling a storefront in a mall, someone WILL call security. DNAMHIK.

"Shots fired, second floor!"

Re: Be great on Zombies too... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #389053
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If you use one of those while remodeling a storefront in a mall, someone WILL call security. DNAMHIK.

"Shots fired, second floor!"





Did you at least get a T-shirt before being led outside?





And roman numerals, again... [Re: OzHemi] #389054
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Wood you agree that this thread is low on puns?

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