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Re: For Dr. Charles Part II - More Python silliness...... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388135
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OK, so....

If Dr. Chuck was a witch, would that make him a woodchuck? Or knot?




If he weighed as much as a duck, he'd be made of wood and therefore.....

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OK, so....

If Dr. Chuck was a witch, would that make him a woodchuck? Or knot?




Shiver me timbers...that is a hard one.

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No, it would mean I weigh the same as a duck, so I'd be made of wood

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OK, so....

If Dr. Chuck was a witch, would that make him a woodchuck? Or knot?




If he weighed as much as a duck, he'd be made of wood and therefore.....




Do doctors float ? I think they wood...

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OK, so....

If Dr. Chuck was a witch, would that make him a woodchuck? Or knot?




If he weighed as much as a duck, he'd be made of wood and therefore.....




Do doctors float ? I think they wood...




What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood

Re: For Dr. Charles Part II - More Python silliness...... [Re: DrCharles] #388140
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What kind of wood doesn't float?




Why wood wood knot float?

Re: For Dr. Charles Part II - More Python silliness...... [Re: OzHemi] #388141
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OK, so woodchucks must be made of wood, hence the name.

Furthermore wood floats in water, so a woodchuck must float as well.

Hence, a wood chuck weighs the same as a duck because they both float in water.

Therefore, woodchucks are witches, because witches burn, so they must be made of wood as well.

Right?

Absolutely...... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388142
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OK, so woodchucks must be made of wood, hence the name.

Furthermore wood floats in water, so a woodchuck must float as well.

Hence, a wood chuck weighs the same as a duck because they both float in water.

Therefore, woodchucks are witches, because witches burn, so they must be made of wood as well.

Right?




Well, using your logic... DocCharles is also a Chuck, hence also related to woodchucks, hence a witch as well ?

So do Witch Doctors make better kindling than normal ducks or witches ?

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You are a very silly person and I fart in your general direction

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You are a very silly person and I fart in your general direction



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Re: For Dr. Charles Part II - More Python silliness...... [Re: OzHemi] #388145
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Fetchez la vache!

Re: For Dr. Charles Part II - More Python silliness...... [Re: OzHemi] #388146
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Just wondering.. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388147
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Not to speak out of turn...

But is "Dr." just a gimmick to scare off the Zombies, or are you really a doctor ?

Re: Absolutely...... [Re: OzHemi] #388148
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So do Witch Doctors make better kindling than normal ducks or witches ?




I would certainly think so? But be specific, which witch doctors? African or European? Witched or bewitched?

Paging Mr Creosote to the buffet counter please.. [Re: DrCharles] #388149
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Fetchez la vache!




Fetchy the what ?



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So do Witch Doctors make better kindling than normal ducks or witches ?




I would certainly think so? But be specific, which witch doctors? African or European? Witched or bewitched?




Laden or unladen ?

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Yes of course, don't be silly.

Re: Absolutely...... [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388152
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So that's a laden unladen, wood version ?

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Yes.

Or, maybe knot.

Can you sew wood ? [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388154
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Yes or maybe sew ?

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