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Re: What this thread really needs is an..............
[Re: 68HemiB]
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08/24/09 11:14 PM
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What do you call a Zombie with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art!
... with no arms and no legs, really excited?
Dick!
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(Hey Doc... Haven't seen you around for a while. Welcome back.)
thanks. Between a divorce, job changes and a gold digger who broke my heart and my Visa card... twice... hadn't had much time to think about my big block Dart project! 
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Fixed..............
[Re: DrCharles]
#388016
08/24/09 11:36 PM
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OzHemi
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What do you call a Zombie with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art!
... with no arms and no legs, really excited?
Dick!
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(Hey Doc... Haven't seen you around for a while. Welcome back.)
thanks. Between a divorce, job changes and a gold digger who broke my heart and my Visa card... twice...zombie attacks, penguin infestation, wanting to be a lumberjack (and that's ok), vikings who eat spam and constant snow storms hadn't had much time to think about my big block Dart project!
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Fixered up, Ahoy!
[Re: OzHemi]
#388017
08/25/09 12:16 AM
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Alaskan_TA
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Between a divorce, job changes and a gold digger who broke my heart and my Visa card... twice...zombie attacks, penguin infestation, wanting to be a lumberjack (and that's ok), vikings who eat spam and constant snow storms hadn't had much time to think about my big block Pirate Ship project!
I fixed it just a little more.
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Avast matey !
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
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08/25/09 12:18 AM
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Between a divorce, job changes and a gold digger who broke my heart and my Visa card... twice...zombie attacks, penguin infestation, wanting to be a lumberjack (and that's ok), vikings who eat spam and constant snow storms hadn't had much time to think about my Penguin-powered Pirate Ship project!
I fixed it just a little more.
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Re: Fixered up, Ahoy!
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
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08/25/09 12:22 AM
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Between a divorce, job changes and a gold digger who broke my heart and my Visa card... twice...zombie attacks, penguin infestation, wanting to be a lumberjack (and that's ok), vikings who eat spam and constant snow storms hadn't had much time to think about my big block Pirate Ship project!
Amazing, simply amazing.
You changed jobs, huh?
Is ditch digging better money now, with all the squeezing from HMOs and increases in malpractice premiums? 
Down to just a blue car now.
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Re: Fixered up, Ahoy!
[Re: 68HemiB]
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08/25/09 12:24 AM
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Between a divorce, job changes and a gold digger who broke my heart and my Visa card... twice...zombie attacks, penguin infestation, wanting to be a lumberjack (and that's ok), vikings who eat spam and constant snow storms hadn't had much time to think about my big block Pirate Ship project!
Amazing, simply amazing.
You changed jobs, huh?
Is ditch digging better money now, with all the squeezing from HMOs and increases in malpractice premiums?
Ditch digging is only temporary until his flannel shirt comes in.. 
(and that's ok... )
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Re: Avast matey !
[Re: OzHemi]
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08/25/09 01:35 PM
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I fixed it just a little more.
Thanks, guys... I got a real good belly-laugh out of that one. I needed that 
Actually THIS is more what a day at work is like 
-Charles
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Uh oh........
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
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08/25/09 10:22 PM
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Hey Charles, Glad you had a good laugh, but you may want to sit down for this..... Your Ex just called. She read this thread & she now wants her; 1/2 of the gold digger 1/2 of the zombie attacks 1/2 of the penguin infestation 1/2 of the lumberjack (and that's ok) 1/2 of the vikings who eat spam 1/2 of the constant snow storms She says you can keep the big block Pirate Ship project though. (For now anyway, no one wants half of an unfinished project.) You should send her the first three items all at once & then wait awhile. If they do what they normally do, you may be able to keep the other three. 
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Re: Uh oh........
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
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08/25/09 11:05 PM
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No worries, the divorce was final last Oct. and although she did get a fully paid-for house (I'm so glad I had two!) there was NO claim on retirement, future earnings, alimony, Vikings, spam, pirate ships or anything else I own or may acquire So I paid a whole bunch front-loaded but it's worth it not to have any back end (insert joke here).
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Re: Uh oh........
[Re: DrCharles]
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08/25/09 11:07 PM
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No worries, the divorce was final last Oct. and although she did get a fully paid-for house (I'm so glad I had two!) there was NO claim on retirement, future earnings, alimony, Vikings, spam, pirate ships or anything else I own or may acquire
So I paid a whole bunch front-loaded but it's worth it not to have any back end (insert joke here).
You didn't include zombies in that list so you're still at risk I believe.
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Well, so to speak, anyway.
[Re: DrCharles]
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08/25/09 11:10 PM
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it's worth it not to have any back end (insert joke here).
Oz knows all about that. He actually should have a Doctor look into it.
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Re: Uh oh........
[Re: DrCharles]
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08/25/09 11:55 PM
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Jack.
In some parts of The South, perhaps Billy-Jack.
Have we covered the same guy floating merrily on the gentle waves of the backyard pool?
Down to just a blue car now.
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Re: Well, so to speak, anyway.
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
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08/26/09 12:04 AM
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OzHemi
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Quote:
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it's worth it not to have any back end (insert joke here).
Oz knows all about that. He actually should have a Doctor look into it.
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Re: Uh oh........
[Re: DirectSubjection]
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08/26/09 12:15 AM
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Is everything you drive orange?  
I like to blend into my surroundings.
And the after...
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Re: Uh oh........
[Re: DrCharles]
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08/26/09 01:15 AM
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs helping you change a tire?
And don't forget...
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under?
Doug
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 3 feet under?
Douglas
What was the name of the limbless guy that was boiled by cannibals?
Stu
What was the name of the limbless girl who was stuck on a femce?
Barb
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium?
Mike
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mail box?
Bill
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing?
Skip
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach?
Sandy
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground?
Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to hold-up a bank?
Rob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves?
Russell
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Re: Well, so to speak, anyway.
[Re: Alaskan_TA]
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08/26/09 01:57 PM
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it's worth it not to have any back end (insert joke here).
Oz knows all about that. He actually should have a Doctor look into it.
I know the feeling too... I also had anal fissure surgery this Feb. (unrelated to the metaphorical butt-pounding I got in the divorce settlement) that took seven weeks to heal  never wore panty liners before. Or since!
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