a bazooka would be my choice.............
when i was growing up next to my granma, she had a wild rose bush hedge all along the road next to the yard she was really proud of.
every summer, all the relatives showed up for a very large reunion over several days, and it always involved a ball game.
at one such event, i went to fetch the ball that had landed next to her rose hedge, only to be confronted with a giant paper wasp nest !
as i had been stung by bees before, i ran screaming back toward granny's house to hide !
after the elder bunch of the clan calmed me down enough to figure out what i was crying about, they set about hatching a plan to get rid of the wasps.
as this was in the early afternoon, it left plenty of time to hatch a plot and drink beer in the meantime.............
after it got dark, gramps retrieved a tv antenna pole from the garage, as well as a 5 gallon can of gas. [you can see where this is going
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all the guys of the clan wanted in on this fun !
a couple of them held the pole, and stuck it into the nest, while gramps poured the WHOLE can of gas down the pole..............
a tossed cigarette toward the nest and a HUGE explosion followed ! i thought it was the coolest thing i ever saw, as the wasp nest was instantly obliterated, and i saw several of the wasps attempting to fly with their wings ablaze !
well my old man, gramps, and the rest of the males of the clan celebrated by more beer drinking............
in the morning, there was a HUGE hole in granny's rose hedge, and what remained of the wasps, just wobbling around with no wings.............
when granny saw the carnage, she went ballistic, but the uncles just proceeded to tell her how great the explosion was ! granny just got madder, and the uncles just laughed even harder............
this story is still talked about from time to time, brought up by us elderly grandkids.