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THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET #3060071
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Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: Dart 500] #3060136
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Looking for a way out of Middl...
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Well the first guy has figured out a new way to pick up girls.

That last boat was overloaded to begin with. I am surprised it didn't sink.

Crazy.

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i can't swim, so i will stay on shore and guard the beer. biggrin
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Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: moparx] #3060229
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I can't believe the lack of life jackets on kids.


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Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: Bad340fish] #3060242
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About ten minutes of that and I'm... puke


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Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: 6PakBee] #3060272
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Dang: was hoping to see somebody go overboard & get sliced-diced by a prop.

Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: PhillyRag] #3060275
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Some of you were never on a Destroyer in a typhoon and it shows.

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Originally Posted by Sniper
Some of you were never on a Destroyer in a typhoon and it shows.


Is that: On a destroyer, or On Deck during.

Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: Sniper] #3060316
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Newsflash there sniper; there is a difference (big difference) between those competently serving their country in a ship designed to do it and those idiots that know nothing about when and how to go out playing.


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Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: Sniper] #3060333
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Originally Posted by Sniper
Some of you were never on a Destroyer in a typhoon and it shows.


That's why I would have been a disaster on a ship at sea.


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The Blue Top Legend girls are always fun to watch. They fly across that inlet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AfyJJdsM1I
I don't know who the girls are but there are a ton of videos on YouTube of them speeding back and forth across that inlet.

Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: PhillyRag] #3060350
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Originally Posted by PhillyRag
Originally Posted by Sniper
Some of you were never on a Destroyer in a typhoon and it shows.


Is that: On a destroyer, or On Deck during.


Done both

Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: DaveRS23] #3060351
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Originally Posted by DaveRS23
Newsflash there sniper; there is a difference (big difference) between those competently serving their country in a ship designed to do it and those idiots that know nothing about when and how to go out playing.


Really?? No [censored]?

Well who would have though rolleyes

Still dumbasses in the military, some of them even wore khakis. Some of them even made Captain of a ship no less.

Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: Sniper] #3060369
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Originally Posted by Sniper
Originally Posted by DaveRS23
Newsflash there sniper; there is a difference (big difference) between those competently serving their country in a ship designed to do it and those idiots that know nothing about when and how to go out playing.


Really?? No [censored]?

Well who would have though_ rolleyes

Still dumbasses in the military, some of them even wore khakis. Some of them even made Captain of a ship no less.


I'll loan you the 't' that you missed. Were you any better as a sailor than you are at spelling? Or are you just an expert on dumb asses? laugh2


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Originally Posted by DaveRS23
Originally Posted by Sniper
Originally Posted by DaveRS23
Newsflash there sniper; there is a difference (big difference) between those competently serving their country in a ship designed to do it and those idiots that know nothing about when and how to go out playing.


Really?? No [censored]?

Well who would have though_ rolleyes

Still dumbasses in the military, some of them even wore khakis. Some of them even made Captain of a ship no less.


I'll loan you the 't' that you missed. Were you any better as a sailor than you are at spelling? Or are you just an expert on dumb asses? laugh2



I picked you out of the crowd, so yeah I am an expert on dumbasses.

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Originally Posted by Sniper
Originally Posted by DaveRS23
Newsflash there sniper; there is a difference (big difference) between those competently serving their country in a ship designed to do it and those idiots that know nothing about when and how to go out playing.


Really?? No [censored]?

Well who would have though rolleyes

Still dumbasses in the military, some of them even wore khakis. Some of them even made Captain of a ship no less.


They reached their Peter Principle potential.


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Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: AndyF] #3060519
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I live in South Florida. I rode my Kawasaki 550 stand up out of Haulover cut years ago. That day it wasn't that rough.

Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: IMGTX] #3060520
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Originally Posted by IMGTX
Well the first guy has figured out a new way to pick up girls.

Crazy.


Cracked me up. Girl's about half drowned and she's got her arm in the air trying to save her cel phone. grin


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Originally Posted by Bad340fish
I can't believe the lack of life jackets on kids.


That video is full of people who are tied for first (last?) on the "dumbest people on the planet" list.


Earning every penny of that moderator paycheck.

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Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: not_a_charger] #3060539
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Bunch of careless stupid people that should not be allowed in a boat. Coast Guard would run out of citations.

Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: Sniper] #3060681
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Originally Posted by Sniper
Originally Posted by DaveRS23
Originally Posted by Sniper
Originally Posted by DaveRS23
Newsflash there sniper; there is a difference (big difference) between those competently serving their country in a ship designed to do it and those idiots that know nothing about when and how to go out playing.


Really?? No [censored]?

Well who would have though_ rolleyes

Still dumbasses in the military, some of them even wore khakis. Some of them even made Captain of a ship no less.


I'll loan you the 't' that you missed. Were you any better as a sailor than you are at spelling? Or are you just an expert on dumb asses? laugh2



I picked you out of the crowd, so yeah I am an expert on dumbasses.


When did you do that?


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Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: DaveRS23] #3060715
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Is that inlet always like that or just at a certain condition of the tide? I don't know why you'd go in and out of there if it's always that bad. I live in Minnesota, so I don't know anything about driving a small boat into the ocean. What is it that these boaters are doing that are making their boats swamp versus those who know how to do it?


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Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: Hemi_Joel] #3060728
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Haulover is one of the roughest channels in Florida and it also gets a lot of traffic. It has so many incidents that there are video cameras there all the time watching the show. YouTube is full of Haulover videos. From what I can tell the trick is to hug the north side of the channel and give the boat some power so you keep the nose up. The worst fails are where the boater pulls back on the throttle and buries the bow into a wave. The most successful ones tend to be people who just go balls out and fly over the swells. Makes for some entertaining videos that is for sure.

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Andy, except for the one guy who totally gunned it and submarined the bow of the boat!


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Re: THE WORST MOMENTS! HAULOVER INLET [Re: Hemi_Joel] #3060830
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Being bow heavy is the number one no-no in rough water. Get them people to the rear of the boat so that the bow has a chance to ride OVER the wave rather than to plow into it.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxi0GjC-8Cg

reported some injuries on this one

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I watch this channel, and the boat ramp channel, to make sure I am never tempted to buy a boat.

Besides, with my Charger I am already half living the old boat owners joke about the two happiest days of their life.

Greg

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Originally Posted by GregY

I watch this channel, and the boat ramp channel, to make sure I am never tempted to buy a boat.

Besides, with my Charger I am already half living the old boat owners joke about the two happiest days of their life.

Greg


Funny Greg. I watch both of those also.


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Originally Posted by Hemi_Joel
Is that inlet always like that or just at a certain condition of the tide? I don't know why you'd go in and out of there if it's always that bad.


If it's anything like Destin Pass (near me), it's not always that bad. But when it is you can rest assured that rookie captains and tourists are gonna go out and "have some fun!"
There are several factors that stir it up, weather, tide and large boats are the main ones.

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Originally Posted by AndyF
The Blue Top Legend girls are always fun to watch. They fly across that inlet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AfyJJdsM1I
I don't know who the girls are but there are a ton of videos on YouTube of them speeding back and forth across that inlet.


Sofia [the driver] and Ariana were always a hoot to watch. They are twins, now 18 and in college, as of this fall. They first were noticed last summer going all out in their '88 model 13' Boston Whaler, with a little 50 HP engine. Hopping and jumping waves like the Duke boys on water. Here is a good video of the girls...kind of a day in the life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yglOjZK3jow

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