In the last 24 hours ... my x wife and x gf !

What to do ?

Maybe that from Texas can give me some pointers

That is the primary reason I never fooled with Facebook. If both my ex's were right in the middle of hell with the blowers on.....it wouldn't be good enough for them!

Bury them really deep and remote is the key Doc, I thought you knew all about feeding the gators. OR just accept they are from satan and do your best to hide.

Today is my wedding anniversary of my one and only 26 year, 3 kids, roller coaster. She blocked my phone days after the alimony stopped, and I heard she last week sold our paid for house for $800K.

I don't think she will be contacting me.

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Say goodbye, celebrate, have a beer.

If that doesn't work(it probably won't) consider witness protection.

:Disclaimer: I am not a councilor nor have I played one on TV.
I don't have any ex's or any practicle experience in dealing with them.
Your results may vary.

I find it virtually unbelievable that the OP had one person, much less two, interested enough to become ex's.

I have zero EXs. I only ever dated one girl, married her, I had a list as a single guy and wouldn't waste a minute dating a girl that didn't match my list, I would have married Natalie before ever dating butt didn't figure she would go for that. Been almost 18 years, 9 kids around november and happy as can be!

That's the way to do it. Congratulations. If I made a list, it would probably have had the wrong things on it. Divorced, shared custody, pain in the ass, bad for the kids, and never getting married again. A story like yours would have been better.

got a couple .. lol

Thank god for caller ID and call blocker.

As a good friend advised:

If it Flies, Floats or F*cks..................rent don't buy.

Wished I had followed that advice.

Never forget when a young guy came into work and announced he was getting married, same guy replied without missing a beat:

"Good for you, why should you be happy"

Oh my gooooness .... who is this dolt that I’ve never said WORD ONE to ....

Remember the old commercial with the egg in the frying pan saying this is you brain on drugs?

Have you forgotten accusing my son of being a Chevy owner?

You know, the kid who isn't even old enough to drive, owns no vehicle and has only ever worked on Mopars with me?

Aren't you the same clown who thought the carrotvan would get more him more girls than my 51?

Yeah, guess what's shorter than your memory? the reason your ex's left you is what.

Let us see ... a Nothing Nobody from Nowhere ...

Who is so BRAIN DEAD he/she/it doesn’t KNOW HOW to spell KNOWLEDGE.

I could go on .. but won’t waste my time

I come on here to have some friendly bantering back and forth ....

But then some are just angry TRULY MISERABLE people....

nutT , Pac and snoopy ... cannibalize each other !

The Doc is off his meds again.

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Yes I did have the VA refill my blood thinner !!

But the stumpster has been in a padded cell since the UNMOD section opened up

Anything you say doc. I have found it's best to agree with you when you are in one of these moods.

But stumpster... the posts ARE THERE .. for all to see !

OFF the deep end sometimes

She look like a bytch, but good for you man!

Same here. Lost first wife to cancer in 1991. Married 27 years. Started dating number two a couple years after number one passed. Test drove her for ten years then married her. Still with number two. I’m a lucky fella to have found and married two great gals. Both are keepers

The three rings of marriage, the engagement ring the wedding ring & the suffering.

In 2 weeks, my one and only bride and I will celebrate our 45th wedding anniversary. We have two grown kids that are productive members of society. There have been ups and downs through the years, but I can honestly say I'm a happy man. Together we have done things I could never have done myself. I can't imagine living without her.

I'm so sorry things didn't work out this well for so many of you guys. Gene

There is a reason, they are called EXS!!!!

Its like golf, if you play 18 holes, one of them is bound to play well.

And Congratulations.

I have as we live 3 blocks apart and are great at coparenting our kids. Sniper thank you. I may have been off the board for years but I know who is going on ignore post haste!

Oh you have shown me the error of my ways.

not, lol like I give a crap about who ignores whom.

Nope.

No kidding. The circus must've been in town that week.

I love how ol' Doc constantly dishes crap, but when someone fires back, he gets all pissy.

Ha! Sniper I was agreeing with you. The Doc is on ignore. This is why I left the board years ago. If we were in a face to face conversation maybe we would get along. Type edy type on a forum enjoying what you said and agreeing with you and I get anger.

Oh my gooooness x 2 ....

ADD Sgt Schultz... to the CANNIBALIZES list !

And Satty7 ? ... look at you .... a whinny lil TODDLER over on the other topic

Ahhhhh sAdDy Sack 7 .... HERE is a perfect example of an UNPROVOKED attack ..... that happens to many on the good ole internet.

I started NOTHING here ... look at you over on that other topic ....being a whinnying little TODDLER !

THIS is priceless.....

Sad Sack and Sgt were here during and just after my posts

HERES the screenshot ....

They must have exited to CHANGE THEIR DIAPERS

NOW that the TODDLERS are in their cribs ....

MY POINT in this post was to maybe get my two Xs together... to be a one happy fam ...

As you might imagine... I can be somewhat of a RASCAL at times

I see sAdDy Sack 7 is back ... hope he’s BUCKLED UP and is properly equipped with two layers of Depends

There are no ex-wives. 39 years next Saturday.

But, there are some ex-girlfriends from a LONG time ago. No bad feelings about any of them. The only one (and she was only a sorta girlfriend - close friend who was my date to the senior prom) that I have much contact with is a real gem (yes, really). If I need advice from a neural radiologist she's always ready with an answer (yes, I have needed that from time to time for my wife).

Just leaving now with this .....

THIS is my topic meant in FUN ... and some floaters attack me ..

I won’t comment further on any past responses ....

Just spread your ISSUES elsewhere....but if you don’t ...

FEAR the SWIRL

jayL .... I’ve known my x wife a long time...HS sweethearts

xGF ., has some moderate drinking issues she wants me to help her with ...

BOTH are keepers !

My apologies. I'd put Flappergasser on ignore but he needs smacked down on occasion. He's like what we used to call a seagull manager, flies in, craps all over the place, then leaves.

Snoopy ... you complete and total @$$ ... you started on me you dolt.

And if there’s any SEAGULL here .. that’s you

BTW ... how does Sgt Schultz “taste” ?

Gotta LOVE IT when cannibals crap all over themselves!

Look who just SEAGULLed all over HIMSELF and this topic !

He’s gone .. and good riddance

Stop the hate ! STOP the bull jive !! .... START your own topic and shovel your garbage there !!! .. but if you don’t and CONTINUE IT HERE ...

I will look for you - I WILL find you ... then I will ... FLUSH YOU !

Doc,
Are you really surprised at the responses???

REASONABLE and serious question......

There are lots of SEAGULLS all over the Internet that REVEL in crapping anywhere they can.

I’ll come back with a VENT on this situation later

I see the head seagull can't stand it when someone else craps on his thread. Welcome to the show, meat.

Now you know how the OP on every thread you have ever posted in feels. Pay back is a MF.

King Seagull.. take a hike ...

You’re a moron .... seriously

The moron is in your mirror. All anyone has to do to confirm that is look at every post you have ever written before this one.

1000% with Sniper. STFU Doc and leave already.

spin sAdDy Sack .... SPIN !

I’ll be back later ... mAyBe

Leave ? .... I’ll always be WITH YOU !

NOW... THE SACK is gone ... he was just here !!

HERES to his memory

KEEP spinning.... FLOATERS .... but fear the swirl !

KEEP IT HERE ... don’t Snoopy Seagull OR sAdDy Sack anymore topics up ....

Doc I have to say that at my age I realize people have their issues. I try not to judge as I know I %4#@!& up many times. I am not sure if you are serious or joking in your posts. I tend to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. I responded to this post because my ex and I behave nicely because of our kids. Yes I know I have been off the board for years. Long enough to know you were banned for years. The people that left and may stay away(but still check in) because they hear from people like you I believe is large. I am here because I love MOPARS and am looking to find a 62 Dodge Dart wagon. I sold my 67 Dart and I miss it everyday. Can't we just get along? I am not a sargent nor will I ever claim to be.

Well Mr Schultz... you will be the reason for me FINALLY FINISHING UP my very serious vent on some of this.

And YEAH .... I have a few issues that MANY here should be concerned with.

I’ve been very busy lately

I did hear from one last summer that I hadn't heard from in nearly 2 years, blame it on the V

I have been banned for comments made about my 1st wife....Maybe it was the way I expressed my opinions that triggered the action?
In more polite terms....
Mine was the type that swelled up like a balloon once she met a guy. I find this to be completely unfair. She then lost 70 lbs before SHE left ME....
Then after meeting up with the next guy, she swelled up even bigger.
Yeah, I've seen her since but not intentionally. I was looking on Google Earth looking at old construction sites that I have worked and spotted her before I fully zoomed in on my intended building.

Did I touch you in a bad place? Didn’t even mean to!

Watch it or he'll count you as the third ex

July 3rd will be my 39th anniversary with my starter wife...LOL

Ooooooh my .. almost 2100 views !

I’ll BBL ... but leave you for now ... and will address all here....

But 4 now ... my parting? statement from YB ...of years past ...

Aloha ha Ha HA ...

Aloha !

Still tweaking my VENT to be put on another thread !

So Aloha again

Winner!

Aloha jX .. who rattled your cage ?

And THE WINNER is gonna be Ole Joel....

When he yur sorry @$$ !

Sorry @ss huh? You sure are one classy person Doc.

Way more classy than you jX ...for that totally unprovoked “attack” ...

jX was here

That's pretty good for these days!
And Doc, I must say, your posts are much easier to read since you stopped holding your twitchy hand over the shIFt keY.
(Remember The Fly? lol)

tHx S ... I aim to please !

And that shift key biz? That crazy Canuckada STARTED IT ...

But the ole dOc perfected it !

Aloha ha Ha HA .... I write this in my notes section of my iPhone6 ... as this is the only way I can be sure on NOT HAVING the page reloading and then losing all I typed out. It only happens here - not sure if it’s the interaction between this brand and model phone..... ORE it could be that devilish myPillow burger guy who is HEXING my mooFarts sign-in connection !

I know I promised to answer or address each ... I’ll do this when this situation is corrected.

Waiting??

Odd you would post this .

But,yes. I did hear from an ex a few months back.

I was in between marriages for about 6 years when in my late 20s-early 30s. I met and "dated" several women during that time. I'm still in the same town but oddly, I never see any of those women when I'm out shopping or at any social events. I find that really strange. Also, I had those casual acquaintances that I'd see at the bars or concerts frequently...and I don't even see those people. It's as if I moved to a different town.
There were several in my past that I'd like to see just to know what they look like now but they all did a "Keyser Soze" and ***POOOF*** disappeared like vapor.
I don't remember many of their names. If I did, I could look them up on some BS social media site. I'm not into that stuff so much though.
It makes me wonder.....how do you explain NOT seeing them in line at a movie theater, at a restaurant, a car dealership, grocery store, a vet's office or the DMV ?

Still no. I'm not a very forgiving person. My best girl and I have been together for over 13 yrs. Oh by the way we dated in HS 40 yrs ago.

The only explanation is that they saw you first and