For the record, I'm not the one who gave you your custom title.
I recommend Excalibur or Circus Circus. They're old, outdated, cheap, and well below average overall. A perfect match for you.
'63 Dodge 330 11.19 @ 121 mph Pump gas, n/a, through the mufflers on street tires with 3.54's. 3,600 lbs. 10.01 @ 133mph with a 250 shot of nitrous an a splash of race gas. 1.36 60 ft. 3,700 lbs.
Room and plane fares would make a cheapskate insurance smile !
Any seafood buffets ? How about deals on a Hades Kitty rental ?
Ok hear me out for cheap. IHG (Holiday Inn) has a vacation deal going on. I signed up for it. It's a time share resort so be prepared for the hour long sales pitch, but just say not interested after the presentation. Your get 4 days, 3 nights in Vegas at their time share complex just off the strip for $249, when you check in they give you $249 in cash back so it cost nothing except a quick sales meeting. It is located right behind the huge ferris wheel one block from the main strip. Walking distance to most of the big casinos and shows. You would only spend for travel and eats. We are going later this year. It will be my second trip to Vegas. IHG Vacations has other properties around the country also if you are interested.
I believe NONE of the buffets are open in Vegas right now - you know - COVID. PLUS, not all the places are even open 7 days. My wife & daughters are going out there in early April, I'm not going out there to wear a mask around see the place half shut-down - that's not Vegas to me. They wanted to fly out Tuesday & come back Friday, but The Mirage is only open Thurs.- Monday noon. AND, their great buffet is closed.
I'll go back to Vegas again on business & fun when the world gets back to normal again - IF that ever happens!
We were there a year ago for a wedding and family reunion, when everything was open and normal. Several things that struck me is that all the casino floor plans are pretty much the same. If you didn't know what hotel you were in, it would be hard to guess by the gaming floors.
And with every hotel we went to, every hotel floor smelled of pot. Not a little.. a lot. You may not notice, Doc (kidding).
Prices sure did vary! Sure, it was $8 for a can of beer at this hotel bar, but wander across the gaming floor and there was another bar selling it for $3. Same for food.
We decided to get together for Viva Las Vegas, but then Fauxvid hit.... so we'll try again this year.
But yeah, get on line and check the area out as there are still lots of restrictions.
Just got back yesterday. My wife is a Diamond card holder with Caesars so we got airfare(from Chicago Midway), ground transfers, and room at Caesars for 4 nights for $70. Covid stupidity abounds!! Stay 6ft apart at the airport until TSA then everyone is stacked together until they packed you on a plane 6 seats wide and 30 rows.
Get out there and Caesars food court is mostly closed UNLESS you want Starbucks overpriced crappy coffee, they're open but the burger place 10 ft away is closed. Walk across the street to Flamingo(another Caesars property)their food court is wide open!Table games all have plexi-glass between people but you can sit at a bank of slots with strangers.....Covid stupidity at it's best.
I went to Vegas, only for its casinos and I was shocked by them and I also won some money. Till then I was only playing online casinos games, as I don't have a casino in my town. However, I will continue playing online as it is more comfortable because you can play from anywhere. It isn't hard to find the est online casinos, as people think because they are a lot, however, there are also a lot of scammers, so you should be very attentive where you play.