well i rang them, after repeating what i wanted a few times...
Let me guess:
Rebel: G'die, mite. Ahm intrested in rockahs for me Indy fofoty-dash-wun eds. Ah need um to ahv bol-ind ahjustuhs so Ah cahn uz me bol-n-cup pushrahds sted of bahin new uns.
T&D: Uh... can you repeat that?
Rebel: Dahmit, mite! Didn't yah evah see Crocudile Dundee???
Hey, could have been worse... T&D could be in Georgia (where my Mom's family came from and where 3 of my 4 step-brothers still live). The conversation might have gone more like this:
Rebel: G'die, mite. Ahm intrested in...
T&D: Haaayyy! Anyone ever tell ya' y'all talk funny?
Rebel: Die, Yankee bahsturd, die!!!
T&D: Who you callin' a YANKEE???