one of the many stupid things i've ever done but the funniest in my mind is, a sweaty forehead is not a good thing to try to hold down a drill press arm so you can clamp something down centered. Drill press wins my eyebrow split

Coulda been worse...Coulda used your teeth.

I was the last kid lying down in a line of six that my friend attempted to jump on his bike when I was ten. It's really hard to catch your breath when someone slams into your chest from about three feet in the air. A lot of force went into my ribcage from that little contact patch. I'm surprised I survived.

theres so many where do I start/Childhood Teen years....Last Week?

Inveited a friend over after school and thought it would be cool if i cooked some french fries for us to eat. waiting for the oil to boil on the top burner i went outside to play with my dogs for a few miutes. When I came back inside there was a fire and smoke everywere, I panicked and reached for one of those squirter, built into the sink and sprayed the fire with water. Do my surprise it just flared up. Then I really panicked I grabed the pot of fire with my hands and got burned so i took my shirt off wrapped it around my hands and began to run outside with it. Every so many feet boiling oil would splatter on me and I would put the pot down temporaily. Besides melting off all the knobs on the oven above and turing the ceiling black I burned a cirlce in the counter top(also burning cabnets above black), and at 2 places in the linoleum floor. I made it outside and dumped the oil in the driveway (luckily the flames went out right away) I had scars on my arms for the next 2-3 years

Bought a Mercury Sable.

Putting jack stands under the rear axle of my '70 Barracuda and then taking off the U-bolts to remove it.

Well lets just say I've done ALOT of stupid things.................

Bought a used Taurus.

No, wait, that's the second most stupid thing I've ever done. The first was driving my old Challenger around the block without first securing its lift-off glass hood. I was only doing 20 mph, not enough to float a hood, right? Wrong! That hood came up, over, and landed flat on the road behind the car. Nobody saw me, thank God. But that was long ago, I can talk about it now...

Uh...willing to share? Trying to fix the dryer WHILE watching the Ohio State-v-Michigan game. I was so into the game I forgot to unplug the dryer. DOH!!!!

Listening to a LT. in the Army about how deep a ditch was at night. He had the night vision goggles and I told him it was too steep from what I could see without them. He told me to go ahead. Let's just say he had to climb out my side of the Hummer to get out and have a howitzer pull up back over so we could keep going. Only time I got a Hummer stuck.

Peed out a campfire on a date.

I've done lots of retarded things in my 24 years, but the #1 stupidest thing I've EVER done:
Buying my 1996 Ram

1989....Frozen bolts holding fuel pump on a 305 Chevy that I was getting ready for a Demo Derby.
Figured a little heat would be good. As soon as that torch touched off the gas in the pump, BOOM!. Buckled the valve covers and crapped my pants.

(God, there's just to many to list... )

*stupidest thing I've ever done?*

I'll have to get back to you on that... too many to really list.

Nuthin'. Ever. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!