Then there's the guy with a fat checkbook who pays someone else to change his bulbs and probably wouldn't know which end to screw in anyhow.

And what about the newbie member who ruined his bulb by trying to restore it himself the cheap way against all of our advice and now wants advice on how to fix his screw up and PROPERLY restore it after the fact.

And the numerous members who flame him for being such a nimrod in the first place.

And the one other newbie who defends him...who usually ends up being an alias of the guy who we all flamed.

And the member who posts a flame about a particular bulb vendor who never shipped the rare NOS bulb he already paid for...and warns us to stay away from said bulb vendor in the signature of his profile and/or every other opportunity he gets.

And what about the member who HIJACKS the bulb thread by going off on a tangent about sockets and switches or asks the question about who is going to "Bulbs in the Basin" this year?...