I finally got a chance to pull the car in and get a look. I have the bushings in correctly, with the offsets facing as follows:
Front bushing offset towards engine.
Rear bushing offset towards fender.
Could the alignment guy just be having a bad day? I would think that with a car that hasnt been wrecked should align right without these bushings, and WITH them, I should be able to get far more caster than stock. Any ideas?