(1)--I believe that is the Maxwell Smart self destructing top secret connecting rod .After playing its message, it blows up!!

(2)--How bout teenage mutant ninja connecting rod bolts?

(3)--Definitely appears to be an unscheduled disassembly. I bet if I had a car that ran,thats what would happen to it! Dam dude, that really Blow$ !!!
Sounds like you need a trip to Capers and a hug!