86,852 new federal auditor jobs being currently filled with a budget increase of $ 45,000,000,000,
which works out to an eye popping
(45,000,000,000/86852) = $ 518,122
per new “desk job”

Number of new “Do Not Call” criminal investigators....zero

Number of new Air Force/Navy/Army equipment mechanics....zero

but what right does a “strong back and a weak mind” hillbilly coal miner have to question experts

I think of the old west wanted posters:

Wanted,
Dead or Alive:
Telephone Scam Callers
$518,122
Each