I find it virtually unbelievable that the OP had one person, much less two, interested enough to become ex's.
Oh my gooooness .... who is this dolt that I’ve never said WORD ONE to ....
Remember the old commercial with the egg in the frying pan saying this is you brain on drugs?
Have you forgotten accusing my son of being a Chevy owner?
You know, the kid who isn't even old enough to drive, owns no vehicle and has only ever worked on Mopars with me?
Aren't you the same clown who thought the carrotvan would get more him more girls than my 51?
Yeah, guess what's shorter than your memory? the reason your ex's left you is what.
