Oh jcc, you are so confused. You will need to supply a citation with your Mark Twain quote before I believe it. Mark Twain did a lot of satirical misquotes and misspellings, but that one is just a bit out there.

But more to the point you are again confusing/conflating two different things. There is a huge difference between satirical misspellings which are deliberate, and misspellings due to ignorance which are unintended. And your issues go way beyond simple misspellings.

I will give you a real Mark Twain quote that applies here;

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

Master, again and still