Not really a joke, rather irony
Local health director and sheriff have directives to cite people from out of the area from coming to this resort area to their vacation homes or rentals to escape larger metropolitan areas where they live.
Seems the local hospital system cannot support the influx thus anyone not a legal resident of the county effective 3/9/20 has leave or will be cited.
In other words don't head to the hills when the apocalypse or zombie invasion occurs.