More specifically, Hedo II in Negril.

$5k generally gets us a week give or take. Winter here may be peak there but check website for deals and major holidays are generally low tide. Scenic ride from the airport, all inclusive, adults only, beach front, excellent staff. Don't believe the hype - it's not all young swinger hard bodies frollicing - most of them can't afford it. It's much more the 35-65 crowd and a very good time.

All inclusive means all meals in at least (4) different restaurants and unlimited call brands at several swim up bars. Also includes snorkeling and scuba and the water is crystal clear. The usual catamaran cruise is optional, affordable and throws anchor at tourist bar where the locals cliff dive. Various day trips can be booked through the concierge. It's at the tip of Seven Mile Beach and that's great strole. Nightly vegas style shows, night club, piano bar, tennis courts but I don't know why.

One tradition at the place is get your rock painted - and then update it every time you come back. There's gotta be a thousand of them around the place and most have multiple dates. I think that's the best endorsement.