I was going to ask if you had to kill her to not be mad at you
JUST KIDDING
We have been married for 53 yrs, it took my several months after getting married to figure out that I could keep her happy one or two weeks out of the month, but no way I could keep her smiling and grinning all month
I finally decided I wasn't going to worry so much about her being happy all the time and I focused on keeping my self happy instead
I know I'm not God, I can't perform miracles