Heres a story from a few years ago, that just might help some of the racers here..

Back in the day, I worked for the local Telephone utility company.. I was teamed up with the Company grump.. This guy would complain about anything and everything..

One day we were walking to a resturant for breakfast when we passed a beauty salon that was advertising electrolysis.. I said "Hey Ray, this place is for you.. they can remove that one stray hair thats growing up your butt".

and then the fight began....