He's really the master of the obvious.
His comments on funny cars today had my wife shaking her head.
"The funny cars don't really look funny anymore. The bodies are made of carbon fiber. Which is fibers, made of carbon". No, really?
Then says, "the strength comes from the weave".
But no follow up. If one wasn't already knowledge about carbon fiber, they'd have no clue why he was talking about weave.