Originally Posted By pittsburghracer
Happy New Year from a guy that was once skinny, had a full head of hair, and good looking. Now not so much


Happy New Year from a guy that was NEVER skinny, has a full head of hair, & as far as good looks goes, well, I've been known to make babies cry, scare their mothers, & stop freight trains!!!

Heck, even my neighbors put out a petition to keep the neighborhood beautiful, so they won't let me shave!!!

"I've upped my horsepower, so...... UP YOURS!!!"