67 Valiant 2 dr $9800 Minneapolis / 6

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/ctd/d/dayton-1967-plymouth-valiant-225-slant/7641916791.html

That's a sweetheart, but the price? Oh my...

LOL When I first opened the ad I thought it said "Drunk Motor sales" which would explain the beat up body....

Is the rubber floor covering available?

I read that too 1st time

Knew a guy that used to call those "whiskey dents".
I don't think the full rubber mats are available.
Looks like a pretty honest car, but that price is nuts.

I really like it too. Such simplicity. But really a $4k-$5k car.

me three !

we used to call those "beer bumps" around here..................
back when i owned the junkyard, there were several "community cars" that got passed around when someone needed a vehicle, or just wanted something different to drive.
i lent a 73 dart 4dr to my brother one time, and when it came back, the front sheet metal was banged up, and one door was dinked. as this tin was almost perfect to begin with, i asked him what the he77 happened ????
he said it must have happened when it was parked at [i forget what place he said]..........
years later, he 'fessed up that he and his buds were playing "trash can hockey" at the gas station he worked at then. they would set up trash cans around the lot, then use one to push/roll around with the front of the dart to see how many of the other trash cans could be knocked down/run over in the fastest time around the lot...he said it was a TON of fun !
that little $hit tore up a PILE of stuff back in those days. i think he figured big brother wouldn't care, as he had a whole yard full of vehicles to choose from to fix what he broke. every now and then he still brings those days up, and chuckles, while i say "bad words" to him...............

I like it not $9.980 like it,would make a good home for my DC BB K frame,I thought 67 would have the 3 pod type tail lights there my fave for valiants.

If it was a 3 on the tree and the floor covering wasn't trashed, I'd be temped even at that price...well, close to that price, at least.

A drivetrain swap that has some serious steam, a quiet exhaust, and as stealthy as you can get with wheels & tires, and that thing could likely earn its purchase price in fairly short order.
Of course, you'd need that stuff lying around looking for a body, but you get the idea...

Unfortunately, I could have done just that, but I sold all that stuff off...