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Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09

Posted By: B G Racing

Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/06/09 06:24 PM

A deal was struck last night at a new strip joint called Cheerleaders.After Hemities picked up the tab for me,HemiFred,Chris Baum,Kevin Christner,Walt,Steve,PoppaJ,Kevin Davis,Beaver Bob,Dink and about 5 others that I can't remember very clearly.It was unanimous that we nominated him to be the official driver.Especially after he paid for 5 special lap dances for me.Then My wife woke me up and said Honey it's time to take me to the airport(Disney Trip)And what in hell are you smiling about?What a dream,guess where I'am going every night for the next week?Sorry Hemities it was just a dream.
Posted By: HEMIDARTS

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/06/09 06:43 PM

Posted By: Somerdale Flash

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/06/09 07:12 PM

I had the same dream! Except all the dancers had BG Racing shirts on, and not much else...
Posted By: B G Racing

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/06/09 07:19 PM

That wasn't a dream,I saw that to.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/06/09 07:23 PM

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I had the same dream! Except all the dancers had BG Racing shirts on, and not much else...



Dat's funny stuff rite thurr
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/06/09 09:56 PM

Those were not tee shirts..They were BGR tattoos..
Posted By: Anonymous

Post deleted by Defbob - 01/06/09 10:03 PM

Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/06/09 11:30 PM

i woke up in a cold sweat. BG i think it was real because HEMITIS called me early this morning, asking me if he thought BG was going to be too HARD on him.
i told him, you aint seen nothing yet my friend.
Posted By: ProSport

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 12:10 AM

Who is Hemities?
Posted By: B G Racing

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 12:24 AM

Proshiftcharger,Doug had the same dream,except he was one of the strippers.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 12:58 AM

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Who is Hemities?



he's one of the best gear banging pot smoking freaks on the east coast.
Posted By: hemi-itis

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 01:04 AM

Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 01:08 AM

he drove my 1965 Dodge A990 Coronet back in the day like it was no ones business. but i didnt let him smoke in the car.
he had a grin from ear to ear.ill never forget his expression going from 1st to 2nd.
Posted By: dartman366

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 01:13 AM

I have come to the conclusion that You Boy's Ain't Right but that's what I like about ya'
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 01:19 AM

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I have come to the conclusion that You Boy's Ain't Right but that's what I like about ya'



I agree.........But what ever happened to the neekid women in this story

I would have thought BG would have at least post a few pics of our "night out"

Here's the only one I saw Fred hanging out with....

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Posted By: hemi-itis

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 01:46 AM

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I have come to the conclusion that You Boy's Ain't Right but that's what I like about ya'



I agree.........But what ever happened to the neekid women in this story

I would have thought BG would have at least post a few pics of our "night out"

Here's the only one I saw Fred hanging out with....

Ain't that Georgette B.BUSH????I remember seein' her in Blue Ballz P.A.
Posted By: proshiftcharger

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 02:54 AM

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Proshiftcharger,Doug had the same dream,except he was one of the strippers.



Seriously though...when I woke up the next morning I found hundreds of crumbled up $bills$ in special places.

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Posted By: Sledge_57

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 03:00 AM

Hemities?

Sounds like some sort of STD you get from farm animals......................
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 03:08 AM

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Hemities?

Sounds like some sort of STD you get from farm animals......................



why are you messin' with the legend??
Posted By: Dos Snails

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 03:43 PM

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I have come to the conclusion that You Boy's Ain't Right but that's what I like about ya'



I agree.........But what ever happened to the neekid women in this story

I would have thought BG would have at least post a few pics of our "night out"

Here's the only one I saw Fred hanging out with....

I started laughing so hard tears came out of mt eyes(Thanks!) Showed the post to my wife & she said whats funny about that thread...
Posted By: Anonymous

Post deleted by Defbob - 01/07/09 04:01 PM

Posted By: hemiparts

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 04:24 PM

Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 04:27 PM

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Quote:

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I have come to the conclusion that You Boy's Ain't Right but that's what I like about ya'



I agree.........But what ever happened to the neekid women in this story

I would have thought BG would have at least post a few pics of our "night out"

Here's the only one I saw Fred hanging out with....

I started laughing so hard tears came out of mt eyes(Thanks!) Showed the post to my wife & she said whats funny about that thread...



It sure did take me forever to find that pic.

Was looking for a UGLY chick, but to find one , on the hood of a PINK MOPAR.
Posted By: wheelsup68dart

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 05:09 PM

Your scarring me Bob, just when I thought we had a deal struck.
Posted By: B G Racing

Re: Hemities to drive BGR NS-Prostocker in 09 - 01/07/09 06:56 PM

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Your scarring me Bob, just when I thought we had a deal struck.

We do,Smack Puppy,I was only dreaming,(nightmare)more like it.
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