Funny

An
elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells, "Look what you did to my car! You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!" "Oh my…" the
old man said nervously. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son.” he said with hope. “He trains dolphins and he will know what to do." "Dolphins!" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son,
and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man. "So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh?” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your
old man to a pulp!" "I'll be there in 10 minutes." says the voice calmly on the other end. Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he finished, he
walked over to his father and said, "For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals. NOT dolphins!”

That is good :-)

I was expecting a football team.

Good one Dart.

I'll keep it going here.

This penguin is driving along & his car starts overheating, so he pulls into a service station to have it looked at. He sees it's leaking something. The service manager tells him he'll have a look at it. The penguin sees an ice cream place across the street, so he goes over for an ice cream while he waits for the mechanic to check things out (penguins love ice cream). It's pretty awkward for the little guy to eat an ice cream cone with just having flippers, so he gets a bit messy.

About 30 minutes goes by, so he heads back across the street to check out his car. The mechanic says: "Looks like you blew a seal" - to which the penguin assures him "oh no - it's just ice cream!"