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For the Beer people ;)

Posted By: TJP

For the Beer people ;) - 01/25/23 02:50 AM

not sure if it works or not but? or was that BUD grin

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Posted By: A12

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/25/23 03:15 AM

Beer Garden:
A beer garden (German: Biergarten) is an outdoor area in which beer and food are served, typically at shared tables shaded by trees. Beer gardens originated in Bavaria, of which Munich is the capital city, in the 19th century, and remain common in Southern Germany. They are usually attached to a brewery,
Posted By: SattyNoCar

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/25/23 03:58 AM


Speaking of beer.......

What would you think of a microbrewery right next door to a sewage treatment plant? There's one just like that in the town I work in. The even crazier part to me is that they have a patio so you can drink and eat outside. shock sick

I don't drink, so I've never stopped in. Just seems odd to me. shruggy
Posted By: Rhinodart

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/25/23 04:08 AM

Originally Posted by Satilite73

Speaking of beer.......

What would you think of a microbrewery right next door to a sewage treatment plant? There's one just like that in the town I work in. The even crazier part to me is that they have a patio so you can drink and eat outside. shock sick

I don't drink, so I've never stopped in. Just seems odd to me. shruggy


Can you pee right into the sewage plant off the patio? work
Posted By: SattyNoCar

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/25/23 04:20 AM

Originally Posted by Rhinodart


Can you pee right into the sewage plant off the patio? work



Not quite. Plant is just the other side of the bayou in the background. (I'm not going to mention the name of the place).

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Posted By: moparx

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/25/23 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by TJP
not sure if it works or not but? or was that BUD grin


i'm waiting a few weeks until the snow is gone. biggrin
beer
Posted By: 360view

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/25/23 07:34 PM

German Beer Purity law:
Beer must be made from barley, hops, yeast, and water.
Nothing else, no exceptions.

Joke.
Why is American Beer like making love in a canoe?
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It’s FFFFing close to water, mate.
Posted By: moparx

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/25/23 07:56 PM

which is possibly the reason why folks from down under can pound 'em down so easily ? shruggy whistling laugh2 [no intended slam on those mates. you guys rock ! up boogie]
beer
Posted By: Cab_Burge

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/26/23 01:14 AM

I spent nine months in Germany near Frankfurt in 1967 and 1968, German beer is way better than what we call beer here in the U.S.
The town near us was Hanau. and it had around 5000 German people in it and I don't know how many G.I., and other military members there were but 2500 to maybe 6000 total including the civilians that work in the consulate and for other branches of the U.S.Govenment shruggy
Beer was cheaper to buy than coffee, milk or any other drinks you could buy in a bar, restaurant or snack stand boogie 50 cents, two marks, for a small (less than 8 ounces) cup of coffee, milk or a glass soda. A half liter, around 16 ounces, of beer in a resealable flippy bottles was around 15 cents back then, guess what we drank a lot of whistling up devil
They didn't chill or warm up their beer, it is served at room temps, usually under 60F shruggy
Every little town of 2000 or more people had their own brewery boogie
Good Cognac was cheap also up devil boogie
Posted By: Hellrico505

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/27/23 10:18 PM

Fun fact.
Beer did save civilisation.
At one time, people in city were drinking water from river that were also used as sewage. lots of bacteria, lots of sick people.

That is why Trapist monk and people living around monastery, were less sick than the rest of the population. they drank beer.
During beer fermentation, it kill all bacteria.
Posted By: A12

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/27/23 11:06 PM

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers".

Cliff Clavin- Cheers beer
Posted By: 360view

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/28/23 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Hellrico505
Fun fact.

During beer fermentation, it kill all bacteria.


Yeast “lifestyle” is to eat sugars and pee out alcohol.
It is beneficial to yeast that alcohol is a poison to many other forms of life.
At around 16% alcohol dissolved in water, the mixture will kill even yeast.

Some forms of life (including Humans) have methods to use alcohol as a food using chemistry that is similar to how they use the “fruit sugar” fructose as food.
However, this chemistry first turns alcohol into the chemical acetaldehyde.
Acetaldehyde is an addictive drug to the human brain.
Once your brain gets addicted to Acetaldehyde it is very hard to stop drinking alcohol.

Drinking “Yeast Piss” can get your brain addicted.

Historically, Acetaldehyde addicts drop in number by about 10% every year.
Roughly 5% quit drinking.
Roughly 5% die

If you polled 1000 USA citizens at random,
less than 20% would give answers that show they know what is written in just a few sentences above.
Posted By: Guitar Jones

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/28/23 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by 360view
German Beer Purity law:
Beer must be made from barley, hops, yeast, and water.
Nothing else, no exceptions.

I guess Bud Light isn't really beer after all, it's made with rice.
Posted By: TJP

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/28/23 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Guitar Jones
Originally Posted by 360view
German Beer Purity law:
Beer must be made from barley, hops, yeast, and water.
Nothing else, no exceptions.

I guess Bud Light isn't really beer after all, it's made with rice.


maybe thhey have called it Bud Right whistling
Was my beer of choice for a long time. Been stone dry for over 5 years gave up the smokes as well. Amazing what a 5 week stay in the ICU on Propofol and Fentanyl can do for a person. shock
Posted By: Sniper

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/29/23 03:20 AM

Originally Posted by Guitar Jones
Originally Posted by 360view
German Beer Purity law:
Beer must be made from barley, hops, yeast, and water.
Nothing else, no exceptions.

I guess Bud Light isn't really beer after all, it's made with rice.


Regular buttwiper is made with rice too. So is Sapporo, but it's Japanese beer so it might make sense there.
Posted By: wingman

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/30/23 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by Guitar Jones
Originally Posted by 360view
German Beer Purity law:
Beer must be made from barley, hops, yeast, and water.
Nothing else, no exceptions.

I guess Bud Light isn't really beer after all, it's made with rice.


It's not German beer. And never claimed to be.

It's American Lager, loosely based on a Bohemian (Czech) style.
Posted By: Pacnorthcuda

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 01/30/23 06:53 PM

I think the bud light boxes are hilarious……in big white letters they say
BARLEY
WATER
HOPS
RICE

apparently Bud brews their swill without yeast!
Posted By: 71TA

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/03/23 11:04 PM

Budweiser has a new celebrity endorsement. I can see that can being a terrible seller at a Nascar event.
Posted By: Rhinodart

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/03/23 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by Satilite73
Originally Posted by Rhinodart


Can you pee right into the sewage plant off the patio? work



Not quite. Plant is just the other side of the bayou in the background. (I'm not going to mention the name of the place).


Well maybe you can just do something else into it and make Buttweiser... puke
Posted By: larrymopar360

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/04/23 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by Satilite73

Speaking of beer.......

What would you think of a microbrewery right next door to a sewage treatment plant? There's one just like that in the town I work in. The even crazier part to me is that they have a patio so you can drink and eat outside. shock sick

I don't drink, so I've never stopped in. Just seems odd to me. shruggy
Oh my gosh laugh That definitely sounds like a crappy location
Posted By: NITROUSN

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/04/23 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by Rhinodart
Originally Posted by Satilite73
Originally Posted by Rhinodart


Can you pee right into the sewage plant off the patio? work



Not quite. Plant is just the other side of the bayou in the background. (I'm not going to mention the name of the place).


Well maybe you can just do something else into it and make Buttweiser... puke


The Queen of beers. I will never buy another Budweiser product. F-Them
Posted By: 360view

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/04/23 09:45 AM

I had to buy some Budweiser Zero when Busch NA disappeared from stores.

Budweiser Zero

“ Is like making love in a canoe”
Posted By: theraif

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/04/23 02:25 PM

i dont drink much beer it seems to all taste the same to me , my sister on the other hand will not drink anything under 5% per vol.
this has happen Spilled drink: train derails beside Montana river, tipping out cases of beer
Posted By: HotRodDave

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/06/23 08:08 PM

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/paradise-montana-train-derailment-coors-light-blue-moon-beer-spills/


I thought this post would be about this, about 25 miles from my house
Posted By: Twostick

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/06/23 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Sniper
Originally Posted by Guitar Jones
Originally Posted by 360view
German Beer Purity law:
Beer must be made from barley, hops, yeast, and water.
Nothing else, no exceptions.

I guess Bud Light isn't really beer after all, it's made with rice.


Regular buttwiper is made with rice too. So is Sapporo, but it's Japanese beer so it might make sense there.


Sapporo has really neat cans or at least they used to. They are fluted.

Kevin

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Posted By: Twostick

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/06/23 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by NITROUSN
Originally Posted by Rhinodart
Originally Posted by Satilite73
Originally Posted by Rhinodart


Can you pee right into the sewage plant off the patio? work



Not quite. Plant is just the other side of the bayou in the background. (I'm not going to mention the name of the place).


Well maybe you can just do something else into it and make Buttweiser... puke


The Queen of beers. I will never buy another Budweiser product. F-Them


Kevin

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Posted By: BloFish

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/07/23 03:05 AM

laugh2
Posted By: 360view

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/07/23 10:24 AM

Trick question:

Which crop produces the most alcohol: corn, rye, barley, or grapes?

Answer: none of the 4

Sorghum
is the crop that produces the most alcohol
due to Baijiu whisky in China
and Sorghum Beer in Africa
Posted By: moparx

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/09/23 02:54 PM

beer truck crashed on the interstate bridge just above my house, spilling cans into the creek.
police wouldn't let anyone up the road after a constant stream of cars and pickups arrived to "help" with the cleanup.
beer cans were floating down the creek for a couple of days after. biggrin
beer

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Posted By: moparx

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/09/23 02:56 PM

never did feel like climbing down the creek bank to "collect" a few.........
beer

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Posted By: Mr PotatoHead

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/09/23 02:57 PM

Truck had a trans issue.
Posted By: moparx

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/09/23 02:58 PM

haha haha haha haha haha haha panic whistling
beer
Posted By: IMGTX

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/10/23 01:18 AM

When I taught Scuba diving we learned that beer floats and cola sinks.

IIRC Diet may float but nobody drank it except one person.

If you are in a deep water lake bag your 12 pack with a weight and drop it down to about 100 ft to chill it. Water is usually ice cold at that dept even in the summer.
Posted By: Fat_Mike

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/10/23 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by IMGTX
When I taught Scuba diving we learned that beer floats and cola sinks.

IIRC Diet may float but nobody drank it except one person.

If you are in a deep water lake bag your 12 pack with a weight and drop it down to about 100 ft to chill it. Water is usually ice cold at that dept even in the summer.


Hmmmmm. I'm going to try that some day.
Posted By: 360view

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/10/23 01:14 PM

Bush NA surprisingly reappeared on Walmart shelves.

I wonder what interrupted production or shipping?

After reading about how Fructose has special effects on the human brain and intestine:

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According to Taylor, the observations in mice make sense from an evolutionary perspective. "In mammals, especially hibernating mammals in temperate climates, you have fructose being very available in the fall months when the fruit is ripe," he said. "Eating a lot of fructose may help these animals to absorb and convert more nutrients to fat, which they need to get through the winter."

Dr. Goncalves added that humans did not evolve to eat what they eat now. "Fructose is nearly ubiquitous in modern diets, whether it comes from high-fructose corn syrup, table sugar, or from natural foods like fruit," he said. "Fructose itself is not harmful. It's a problem of overconsumption. Our bodies were not designed to eat as much of it as we do."

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from

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2021-08-uncovers-fructose-diet-contributes-obesity.html

I have begun to wonder about Maltose,
the main sugar in beer,
which is two Glucoses bonded together.

When you eat starch or maltose you get somewhat slowly released Glucose.

Another thing that has me pondering is the recent trend in long distance runners who have switched to drinking NA Beer during races, rather than Gatorade-like sports drinks.
Posted By: TJP

Re: For the Beer people ;) - 04/11/23 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by Mr PotatoHead
Truck had a trans issue.


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