How DAD are you?

My god, no!

Yep, I guess I can tick off almost all of those (sans the "stud finder" one. Geez I'm getting old...

I'm guessing I could check off 95% of those in less than a week!

I'm too old...

I have enough imagination to use my own original thoughts.

I've probably used 1/2 of them in the last week, plus:

Get in the car, go bye-bye. (when its time to leave)

Just past resume speed. (talking about that small town you have driven through)

I'm not hungry anymore. (after eating a full meal)

Are we there yet? (any time I'm riding with one of my kids)

Well, if I had a dollar....

Guilty

If you live long enough you will have checked all of the boxes

yes.... very very yes.

I really try not to use any of them, but am sorely tested when there's heavy traffic going the other way.

Wife: "watch my purse"
Me: "why, does it do tricks?"

That's why I wince every time I see the Progressive commercial about becoming your parents. What's wrong with that? My Dad used every one of those probably hundreds of times when he was alive....and I am my father's son.

"Boy is it hot out today" (wipe forehead with greasy shop rag).

those are an almost daily utterance from me !
my old man added more colorful words to those, making them more fun.

I'm guilty of just about all of those

Wife: what do you need at the grocery store?
Me: one of everything.....

Ok that stung a little.

"We're off like a herd of turtles!"

I'm sure my kids could come up with about 50 more that I do unconsciously...

"that guy is so dumb he don't even know he left his house...." [while pointing to a guy on the street]