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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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I know how to break a new camshaft by having valve springs with too much spring pressure! 
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/16/03 03:12 PM
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My plastic oil pressure guage line,hot hemi headers and budwieser did not mix,,,,,, DONT ASK ME HOW I KNOW!!
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/16/03 03:42 PM
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When using an aftermarket cruise control on the freeway, DO NOT pop it into neutral just to see what will happen. I actually don't know exactly what happens but I have an old roommate that does. 
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/16/03 03:49 PM
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a 5HP go-cart wont turn 90 degrees at full throttle.....
OUCH! ROTFL
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: Just Cameron]
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07/16/03 04:11 PM
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The cops do not like it if you set fire to your own car at midnight on a backcountry road and leave it there. Creates a B I G arson investigation.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/16/03 05:11 PM
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Never put wax into a solder pot designed for lead sinkers, they get a smidge too hot for the wax and it goes up in flames. Always ensure that the drain plug is back in the oil pan before adding any oil. Never manual shift a C4 that's behind a 351 Cleveland, they lock up in gear. Never put a 24 volt lamp into a socket designed for a 120 volt lamp, it goes off like a flashbulb. Don't ask me how I know 
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/16/03 06:37 PM
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If you happen to connect the dash light hot wire to the ground lug on your lighter, the dash lights will go on when you push the lighter in.....also note, the dash light fuse will blow instantly when you turn the lights on. Don't ask me how I know.
Dan
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Never put a 24 volt lamp into a socket designed for a 120 volt lamp, it goes off like a flashbulb.
I am gonna have to try that
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/16/03 10:06 PM
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......that those pants dont make her butt look fat. even if it is.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/16/03 10:33 PM
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CudaCharger is going to be pissed, after I get my motor in the 69RR "Don't ask me how I know"
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/17/03 01:31 AM
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This just in: Don't leave paper towels laying around engine compartment. Said towel gets blown back into the alternator and little bits get stuck inside, causing a "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" sound. Please, don't ask.
Eric
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/17/03 01:33 AM
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Dropping your brand new wing nut that held on the air hat right down one of the butterflies of your throttle body will make you immediately feel dumber than you've ever imagined possible. Not me, but a very poor friend 
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/17/03 02:34 AM
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If you have gas line freeze up, warming up gasoline on the stove to pour into the tank is not a good idea.  Unless you and your neighbours want to be homeless. Only in Montreal.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/17/03 12:02 PM
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When cutting trees, make sure that it is not going to fall in the direction of the controls of a bulldozer that is running, especially when it's pointed at a building. It tends to make big holes in building. Don't ask me how I know. Adam
NICE! I thought that sort of thing only happened in movies. Got my vote.
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