Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: MoPar Jamie]
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07/12/03 11:33 PM
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Never use a makeshift radiator hose and a tranny cooler repaired with solder to start up a brand new motor for break-in. It will pump tranny fluid on the floor like a lake and the radiator will blow off the car like a freakin cannon, your car will get hit by a tidal wave of slimy fluids and it will take 6 hours out in the cold to clean it up. Don't ask me how I know.
1970 Challenger, all aluminum 528 Hemi, HDK suspension, Tremec 5 speed manual
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: ProSport]
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07/12/03 11:36 PM
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Don't put in antifreeze in zero degree weather at night. In Virginia. Then next day you may have to rebuild the engine and get it welded up in a couple places. Put it in a few days before it gets cold!
Tom
"Everyone should believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing."
-Henry David Thoreau
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: BSharp]
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07/12/03 11:42 PM
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it's not the shock you get from the high voltage coil that hurts its when you re-act and hit your head on the hood of the car.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: AdamMopar]
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07/12/03 11:42 PM
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amxautox
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When you are painting a sign for the sled race in the woods, and you are by youself, make sure the can/nozzle is pointing away from your eyes. Expecialy if you are wearing contacts.
Tom
"Everyone should believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing."
-Henry David Thoreau
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: amxautox]
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07/12/03 11:50 PM
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Do not put alcohol in contact lens case because they got dirty and needed something other than water to clean them
Chains of habit - too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: amxautox]
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07/13/03 12:17 AM
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I plead the fifth on my eyes burning for what seemed like eternity....
Chains of habit - too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/13/03 01:22 AM
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If your sewer is plugged up and you got a nasty mess to take care of and your house is 2 storys tell your wife and kids the upstairs toilet DOES NOT FLUSH GOOD!!
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: Roughrdr]
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07/13/03 01:54 AM
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New tires on new rims WILL find a way to unlatch your truck tailgate and roll past you going down the highway
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Roll down the hill going to your house/shop
Chains of habit - too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: Roughrdr]
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07/13/03 02:24 AM
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I don't think that I have EVER laughed this hard reading a thread. Here are some "lessons:"
1. When helping a friend replace his serpentine belt, always make sure his fingers are clear of belt AND pulley before letting go.
2. If you get stopped by a cop on a BS charge in a bitty little town like Sylacauga, Alabama, telling the police officer to let you know if his father ever marries his mother will only make things worse.
3. Playing the old "check my coil wire for a spark" joke on a guy who can beat the crap out of you is never smart (or healthy).
4. Talking dirty to a girl without making sure she's into it beforehand is a good way to earn a knee to the groin...tends to put a damper on the mood.
5. No matter how funny YOU think it may be, your girlfriend will not be amused when you call out another woman's name during the heat of passion.
6. The correct answer to, "Does this skirt make my a$$ look big?" is NOT "Naw baby...your a$$ does that just fine all by itself."
1970 Dodge Charger R/T Hemi Orange U-code 4-speed 1971 Jaguar E-Type Series 3 V-12 4-speed 2+2 Signal Red.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: MoPar Jamie]
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07/13/03 03:15 AM
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When after scoring a new but discarded mid 60's Chevelle 1/4 panel from Carlisle swap meet for your Demon's trunk floor, make sure to note how long the screws are in the screw gun your using to install the pieces or you may find yourself having a geyser of gas gushing from your new trunk floor being you just filled the tank with 92 octane. Dont ask me how...
When using a baseball bat to "curl under' the lip of your rear 1/4's to fit oversize tires might seem like a good idea, it usually ends up with a kinked wheel well lip or a fat lip..Don't ask...
When it's really cold out and you put cardboard in front of the radiator so it doesn't freeze up,don't forget to remove it later.
Always but always pull the wrench/ratchet TOWARD you. Pushing away tends to make you fall into fender wells,engine bays or other painful/hazardous places..Don't ask me how...
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: Orange_Crush]
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07/13/03 03:34 AM
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never ever forget to always keep a garbage can (leave lid off) near the back wood porch so that when ur honeys heel gets caught in the crack her crack will have something to land in! after clutch shop finishes new clutch install and you are 10 minutes down the road when you find out that the 4 speed shifter has not been bolted down - keep foot away from rear tire when you jump out to inspect - tires like to run over feet! never waste 3 hours trying to install headers on a 351 mustang before first taking said headers and heaving them across the floor and into the wall - works wonders and makes installation a snap! dont spit into the wind dont tug on supermans cape and dont mess with jim.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/13/03 04:09 AM
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When swapping motors, remember to plug yer fuel line... especially with a full tank. Something about a tank of gas and asphalt that don't mix.... Don't assume the year of a transmission when installing a shift kit. Late model 727's shift a little odd with the early style kit, or so I've heard.
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