Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: Dartbloke]
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07/13/03 04:47 AM
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Towbars and shins don't mix ....(yowch!!)
67 RO23 clone with 6.1 SRT Hemi and dual quads. Soon to have Drag Pak induction and Throttle body.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: SattyNoCar]
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07/13/03 07:18 AM
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Never try to take a dip of copenhagen with the window down at 80 MPH said copenhagen will fly out of the can and be attracted to your eyes like a magnet, creating an intense burning sensation in the eyes making it impossible to see the road because your eyes have turned into niagra falls trying to flush it out. It tends to make driving at 80 MPH a tad difficult without wrecking. And never rub said eyes as it only makes it worse! never pick a fight with a dip of copenhagen in as it will ensure two back to back A$$ whoopins 1. for picking the fight and 2. for puking on the guy your fighting with after he hits you in the stomach making you swallow your copenhagen Jason
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: BSharp]
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07/13/03 08:10 AM
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If you get the timing gun wires caught up in the running fan blades you can mess up a whole lot of stuff...don't ask me how I know!
Trying to enjoy life!
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: BSharp]
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07/13/03 10:11 AM
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Always make sure the ignition key is off before removing the distributor cap and grabbing the rotor button.
Everybody makes fun of a hillbilly until they need something fixed
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: calmopar]
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07/13/03 10:18 AM
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Don't ask me how I know....
1. That a coil spring WILL fly out and crack your sternum....
2. That the rounded over piece on top of a maul will fly off when you are splitting wood, and go right thru your lower lip like a bullet...
3. That a 16 penny nail will go cleanly thru the bottom of your sneaker, your entire foot, and out the top of your sneaker....
4. That failing to replace the drain plug on your '67 Pontiac will allow all 7 quarts of oil to permanently stain the driveway...
5. That not putting the fuel filter gaskets on a Holley DP will flood your new engine with gas, and ruin the engine paint....
6. That throwing a can of wax against the brick front on the house will end up leaving a stain that has lasted 30 years....
7. That punching the side of the garage as hard as you can will fracture your hand and break 2 knuckles.....
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/13/03 10:27 AM
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If you goof and grab a 6 cyl ignition module and plug it into your V-8 harness dont pull the coil wire with the key on, it will constantly fire! Dont play hide and seek with your kids with an old VW with a long exhaust pipe sticking out sitting in the yard. Makes a nasty bruise on your shin, a skinned up chin and aweful hard to breathe after you bounce off the driveway! Make sure your wheel chocks are at least 6 inches tall. A 64 newport is hard to stop free rolling.
70 Dart Swinger
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76 Pinto, 68k 21mpg!
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: MoPar Jamie]
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07/13/03 10:53 AM
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if your cigarette lighter shorts, smokes, and blows the fuse - you can turn on your interior lights by pressing the horn...
Ride eternal, shiny and chrome
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: Quikshft]
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07/13/03 10:57 AM
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Quote:
Priming an oil pump with a drill motor and hex attachment does generate substantial pressure in the system.
P.S. You can't prime an engine without a reversable drill motor.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: mopar_man]
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07/13/03 01:31 PM
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When standing beside your racecar, don't rev up your race cars engine.... with the trans in neutral... and the CO2 shifter still turned ON.
Unless you're wanting to auto-load you car into the enclosed trailer.
Last edited by jrcook; 07/13/03 01:48 PM.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/13/03 01:57 PM
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dont climb any higher than what your willing to fall
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: TheBlueBeast]
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07/13/03 03:20 PM
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...that you should check to see if thee parts you're wife brought you, will indead be able to get you off the side of the road, BEFORE you spend 9 hours with an air chisle in 120 heat index, and then still have to call a wrecker
...that the wrecker service you called can indeed tow you
...if said service can't do the job, they won't call you to let you know
DAMNIK (both pronunciations work for me)
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/13/03 04:54 PM
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....pantyhose make pretty good fanbelts.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: Black_Sheep]
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07/13/03 08:04 PM
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The PARK function of your automatic transmission nor the parking brake will work if you put a floor jack under the differential and raise the rear tires off the shop floor!!!
ANYTHING but brake fluid plays havoc with the specially formulated rubber seals in your brake system.
What goes UP, will come DOWN when you least want them to!!!
Dan
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/13/03 08:33 PM
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removing your batter cable is a good ideawhen working on your car, even if your doing something like removing exhasut, it might happen to fall on a possitive starter cable and melt things
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