I must be really old...
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Misc stuff that I've seen & heard in person or on da 'net since I started going back to the track this year which strikes me as... odd 1. All these people at T&T events who talk about the cars they "raced". Unless there was something else set up in advance (bragging rights or $), I never thought of a blind test pass as a "race". A guy came up after one and said "Great race!" and I'm thinking to myself "Who are you and why do you consider that a race?" 2. People doing all sorts of stuff to lighten cars, etc. but supposedly leaving the engines "stock" so they can claim to have "The fastest stock motor < insert car type & model here >" ... and it seems like they chase killer DAs around like people hoping to set an NHRA record. 3. "The fastest < insert whatever combination of features or factors you can think of to make it unique >!" But some of these combinations aren't much different from the old jokes about "The fastest B5 blue '73 Challenger with a 9.8 CR iron-headed 440, .520-lift solid cam, registered in the state of Virginia and weighing 3700 lbs w/ driver!" 4. I've gone through phases where I raced regularly and times when all I was doing was hitting T&Ts for fun. When I wasn't racing regularly, I understood why it was easy to tag me as a "career test & tuner". But I was talking with somebody about a combination similar to one of mine and they'd mentioned they were going to start bracket racing "as soon as they get [their] car dialed in." Turns out they have close to 100 passes on the car already and are only going to the T&T day of an upcoming event where it's T&T one day and the race the next. 5. I know I'm old(er), but I must look stupid, too. I've never recalled so many people coming up to me and offering unsolicited advice on how to do my burnout / stage / you name it. I asked someone how they stage for a Pro tree yesterday simply wondering after having seen them make a few passes. I wasn't expecting to get -- I'll be blunt -- lectured on how I absolutely shouldn't < be doing what I was trying out > when the pass we made together earlier I'd cut a .060 better light than they did. There were a couple of other things, but y'all probably get the idea. Feel free to laugh at my expense!
2021 Challenger 6.4L Scat Pack 1320 100% stock: 1.680, 11.894 at 113.75 (DA 175 ft) weight reduction, wheels, tires, Hellcat air box: 1.661, 11.686 at 115.97 (DA 710 ft)
1973 Challenger 452 ci street/strip [2008] pump gas, DOT radials: 1.454, 10.523 at 126.44 (DA 514 ft)
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Re: I must be really old...
[Re: bobby66]
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04/10/22 07:01 PM
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A guy looked at my crusty old '66 Charger and said, "nice patina." I didn't tell him I'm just too poor to get it painted. Nice paint won't make it faster, so why bother??
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Re: I must be really old...
[Re: Brad_Haak]
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04/11/22 05:24 AM
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or 1000+hp engines in cars producing 850hp timeslips and thinking they're fast
'86 Maple Grove KOS Mopar low qualifier......true street legal with no power adders.
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Re: I must be really old...
[Re: Brad_Haak]
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04/11/22 08:23 AM
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LOL, yeah, most of the guys with newer cars are different. They all like to talk about stage 2 or stage 3 packages/cams/clutches, etc. like you're supposed to know what that means. They don't either...it's just what they paid some shop to install. The "record" chasing thing tickles me too. Fastest stock bottom end cam only automatic stock diff 18" wheel hard tire no interior custom paint on the planet. Internet trolls.
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Re: I must be really old...
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04/11/22 10:36 AM
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A guy looked at my crusty old '66 Charger and said, "nice patina." I didn't tell him I'm just too poor to get it painted. Nice paint won't make it faster, so why bother?? Probably make it slower. New paint is heavier than what's on there now. Kevin
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Re: I must be really old...
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04/11/22 12:21 PM
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Wow !!!..... Test and tuners don't bother me they are there supporting the track with these days of tracks closing at an alarming rate anybody going to the track and making runs is all right by me. When someone offers me advice , I listen thats how I got where I am today. There are a lot of racers a million times better than me I want to know what they have to say. My accomplishments are minuscule compared to theirs. I am old too I will be 68 next week but I still want to be a better racer.
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Re: I must be really old...
[Re: 11secdart]
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04/11/22 12:54 PM
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I think you're misunderstanding my observations. I'm NOT busting test & tuners' chops and they absolutely are helping tracks like one I've tested at 3 times this spring to pay their bills. On Saturday the T&T and N/T race participants probably outnumbered the bracket racers there for the gamblers race by a factor of 3 or 4.
My comments were directed at the perception of what's a race, this weird deal about claiming all these oddball "fastest..." categories, and the people who are offering this advice are -- for the most part -- not the racers passing on helpful info from years of experience. It's primarily the "internet experts" who must presume I'm in desperate need of their help for some unknown reason.
I don't hesitate to ask folks w/ better programs than me for advice, and sometimes I simply ask other people questions just to see what they think. In the case of the Pro tree staging deal, it was a guy w/ a 9-sec car who I've seen a couple of times this year and had spoken with briefly. I asked him how far he bumps in, and he proceeds to tell me to NEVER bump in and always shallow stage on a Pro tree. I was like... OK... but we happened to have made a test run together earlier and my bumping in got me a(nother) .30 and he cut a .36-something. I certainly didn't cut down the tree, but his approach didn't either.
Do you want me to get into the bracket racers who were there complaining about the high entry fee, how the track's run, and how the track's making a killing because they don't have to pay back any $ to the T&T people? Guess they have a short memory that this same track was closed about this time last year; now it's a new family-run operation making improvements and trying to keep the gates open.
2021 Challenger 6.4L Scat Pack 1320 100% stock: 1.680, 11.894 at 113.75 (DA 175 ft) weight reduction, wheels, tires, Hellcat air box: 1.661, 11.686 at 115.97 (DA 710 ft)
1973 Challenger 452 ci street/strip [2008] pump gas, DOT radials: 1.454, 10.523 at 126.44 (DA 514 ft)
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Re: I must be really old...
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04/11/22 12:57 PM
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Yeah - its a different crowd when you race the newer stuff - I got the same thing - " that was a good race" but we I thought we were just doing a TNT. We have one guy around here who drives to the track dismantles his entire interior leaving one seat and then puts it all back in at the track before he drives home - I admire his enthusiasm - but a nitrous kit would be a lot less work! DD - Agreed...the new muscle car owners are mostly watered down car guys of yore. Talking options, computer settings etc. Not all, but most I have talked to. They are just trying to be friendly in my experience. Rather that than the passive aggresive holier than racer we can all do without. The rest of your list is just you being neurotic lol.
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Re: I must be really old...
[Re: Jeremiah]
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04/11/22 01:01 PM
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Neurotic??? Bleep it... where are my meds???
2021 Challenger 6.4L Scat Pack 1320 100% stock: 1.680, 11.894 at 113.75 (DA 175 ft) weight reduction, wheels, tires, Hellcat air box: 1.661, 11.686 at 115.97 (DA 710 ft)
1973 Challenger 452 ci street/strip [2008] pump gas, DOT radials: 1.454, 10.523 at 126.44 (DA 514 ft)
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Re: I must be really old...
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Don't get me wrong I totally understand what you are saying. It's just not like that anymore times have changed and people talk about their cars like they talked about their cell phones LOL. Did you retire? Maybe it's time to get one of those special pens LOL
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Re: I must be really old...
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04/11/22 03:48 PM
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Maybe we should refer to Test Hits as "Dragsterbation"?
That way Testing/racing against the clock and/or your own ability isn't confused with a race against somebody else.
"Great race, Brad!" "That was strictly Dragsterbation, thanks anyway"
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Re: I must be really old...
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I focus on my own program on test and tune nights and really never pay attention to who (or what) is on the other lane. One guy said he had "raced" me twice that night and lost. Said his Camaro would be done soon and he would "race" me with it.. Got upset when I told him I hadn't noticed and really didn't care. The N/T guys are a special bunch too! Don't want you running close to them because people will know what they run! I mean, 11.40's with a v-8 s-10 isn't all that special, grudge racer!
'63 Dodge 330 11.19 @ 121 mph Pump gas, n/a, through the mufflers on street tires with 3.54's. 3,600 lbs. 10.01 @ 133mph with a 250 shot of nitrous an a splash of race gas. 1.36 60 ft. 3,700 lbs.
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Re: I must be really old...
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At a TNT to iron out some bugs. We were looking at the ticket, had removed the hood and looking at the AFR's thinking we were going to jet up some. A guy who'd run in the lane next to me, came over with a couple of his buddies with a mild swagger and something like the following conversation ensued. (His car was a Japanese turbo car, I can't remember the model) . Him: "Good race, your car's fast, it must be putting out around 1100 to 1200 hp right ?" Me. "Well thanks but no, it's nearer 850 hp. I wish it was 1100hp !" Him: "No way ! mine is way over a 1000hp !" Me: "Do you know what it weighs ?" Him: "Around 1200 kg" Me: "Really ? Our's is around 1750" I never saw him again.
'74 Challenger..9.46 @ 145.9 1/4, 6.001 @ 118 1/8 so far. 4023lb !!! # N/A, Marsh performance 655ci, Indy Maxx, T/R, Indy 600-13 X's, Street legal, pump gas, full interior, Cal-Tracs, mufflers, 3:73's and real 10.5 radials. 9.51 @ 142.4 1/4, 6.003 @ 114 1/8 with our old mule KB, 572-13, 580 wedge. RHD '68 Barracuda Fastback 323ci street/strip. Best ET 13.88 @ 99.03
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