You should pirate a box from Gamestop and fill it will some "items" along with a "Gotcha" note and maybe a "Save your soul" card and have allow the HO tell deliver the package

That happened to me last year.

Funny, I got hacked a few years ago and what the goofs bought was mostly incidental items including several pizza orders. Maybe the credit card algorithms should start searching for random pizza orders away from cardholders address areas to help them spot fraud?

Interesting to see how they do it. In a hurry or, not paying attention, and it's easy to see how people would get taken by these things.

https://www.nwcu.com/learn/how-spot-atm-skimmer

I've never seen anything strange on my bills other then Paypal charging a second time for fees without any indication what it's for.

I have had new credit cards sent to me out of nowhere a couple times saying my card might have been compromised and had my debt card frozen once because they said they had a large number of compromised cards reported from the same place and around the same time I used mine.