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Its so cold #2886705
02/11/21 12:16 PM
02/11/21 12:16 PM
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S.E. South Dakota !
bigdad Offline OP
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S.E. South Dakota !
It's so cold...
The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.

Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.

Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

You have to break the smoke off your chimney

You have to open the fridge to heat the house

Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass

Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does

Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.

People look forward to getting a fever

Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears

I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

We had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post

Refrigerators are redundant

Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins

Lady Liberty put her torch inside her dress!

Prisoners are begging for the electric chair.

Roosters are rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker!

A streaker froze in mid-streak! .

I chipped my tooth on my soup.

Dunkin' Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.

We pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.

I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.

I actually saw a gangsta pull his pants up.

I'm drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.

Ice cubes are coming out of my faucet.

Trees are chopping themselves into firewood.

Cops are tazing themselves.

I farted snowflakes

Miley Cyrus had to put her clothes back on.

I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.

The ice cubes in my drink have goose bumps.


The lips of fools bring them strife, and their mouths invite a beating.Proverbs 18:6
Re: Its so cold [Re: bigdad] #2886711
02/11/21 12:30 PM
02/11/21 12:30 PM
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So Near, Yet So Far
topside Offline
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So Near, Yet So Far
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Yup, welcome to Canada !
For bonus points today, we got wind, too.
You guys are getting it worse than the PNW.
And oddly, the snow is to the south, but I'm OK with that in these temps...

Re: Its so cold [Re: topside] #2887219
02/12/21 02:22 PM
02/12/21 02:22 PM
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Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Had a guy here in OK who said it was too cold to be a flasher. So, he just described himself to his victims.

Re: Its so cold [Re: Wagonmaster] #2887237
02/12/21 02:52 PM
02/12/21 02:52 PM
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Eagle, Idaho
Neil Offline
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Snowing here today. First real snow all this winter to speak of, which is not normal as we typically have something from December to February. Usually mid Dec to mid Jan is the worst of it.

White stuff happening if you click on the road cameras just about anywhere.

https://lb.511.idaho.gov/idlb/cameras/routeselect.jsf


Live near the Idaho/ Wyoming border. Geothermal water stays warm enough to avoid freezing.

https://www.trouthunt.com/resources/island-park-webcam






Last edited by Neil; 02/12/21 02:58 PM.
Re: Its so cold [Re: bigdad] #2887300
02/12/21 04:34 PM
02/12/21 04:34 PM
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Addison Twp, Mi.
RobG Offline
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Addison Twp, Mi.
Originally Posted by bigdad
It's so cold...


You have to open the fridge to heat the house





Last night, my wife wanted me to grab items out of the freezer in the garage. I looked at the thermometer in the freezer - it was warmer in the freezer than the air temp in the garage!


I am not rich...but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I am not broke!

Can we get the Mexican cartels to help us with our supply chain issues? They don't seem to have any trouble getting stuff from one place to another.






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