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Its so cold
#2886705
02/11/21 12:16 PM
02/11/21 12:16 PM
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Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 34,828 S.E. South Dakota !
bigdad
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Still Posting A Lot
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OP
Still Posting A Lot
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 34,828
S.E. South Dakota !
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It's so cold... The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.
Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
You have to break the smoke off your chimney
You have to open the fridge to heat the house
Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
People look forward to getting a fever
Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears
I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
We had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
Refrigerators are redundant
Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins
Lady Liberty put her torch inside her dress!
Prisoners are begging for the electric chair.
Roosters are rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker!
A streaker froze in mid-streak! .
I chipped my tooth on my soup.
Dunkin' Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.
We pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
I actually saw a gangsta pull his pants up.
I'm drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
Ice cubes are coming out of my faucet.
Trees are chopping themselves into firewood.
Cops are tazing themselves.
I farted snowflakes
Miley Cyrus had to put her clothes back on.
I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.
The ice cubes in my drink have goose bumps.
The lips of fools bring them strife, and their mouths invite a beating.Proverbs 18:6
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Re: Its so cold
[Re: bigdad]
#2886711
02/11/21 12:30 PM
02/11/21 12:30 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 20,642 So Near, Yet So Far
topside
Too Many Posts
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Too Many Posts
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 20,642
So Near, Yet So Far
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Yup, welcome to Canada ! For bonus points today, we got wind, too. You guys are getting it worse than the PNW. And oddly, the snow is to the south, but I'm OK with that in these temps...
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Re: Its so cold
[Re: bigdad]
#2887300
02/12/21 04:34 PM
02/12/21 04:34 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,326 Addison Twp, Mi.
RobG
top fuel
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top fuel
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,326
Addison Twp, Mi.
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It's so cold...
You have to open the fridge to heat the house
Last night, my wife wanted me to grab items out of the freezer in the garage. I looked at the thermometer in the freezer - it was warmer in the freezer than the air temp in the garage!
I am not rich...but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I am not broke!
Can we get the Mexican cartels to help us with our supply chain issues? They don't seem to have any trouble getting stuff from one place to another.
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