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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2756803
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:grin grin:

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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: 71rm23] #2757212
03/29/20 01:04 PM
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Not sure this will hold up in court:

Stopped Driver: "Why did you stop me?"

Officer:" "I clocked you 15 mph over the speed limit"

Stopped Driver: "I was practicing social distancing"


Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: 71rm23] #2757229
03/29/20 01:55 PM
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cool

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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: DrCharles] #2757389
03/29/20 09:09 PM
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Came across this on fb

Warning for f-bomb though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTODB54JalU

Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: Neil] #2757409
03/29/20 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Neil


Been waiting for this musik boogie

Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2757431
03/29/20 10:33 PM
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Lol

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“So if it’s on the internet it must be true”

Abe Lincoln
Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2757470
03/30/20 02:13 AM
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Go to YouTube and paste " A COVID-19 Admonition " into the search.
Or "Stay the ____ at home"

Then click on the link of the old bearded geezer with headphones... scope thumbs
I can't post the link directly without getting banned again, despite the fact that 98% of you will get a laugh. laugh2
There are few versions of this out there... but I think the old guy with a little Irish in him does it best thumbs

NSFW... language...
But since you're probably working at home... who cares. laugh2 whistling


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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: Runner2go] #2757475
03/30/20 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Runner2go
Go to YouTube and paste " A COVID-19 Admonition " into the search.
Or "Stay the ____ at home"

Then click on the link of the old bearded geezer with headphones... scope thumbs
I can't post the link directly without getting banned again, despite the fact that 98% of you will get a laugh. laugh2
There are few versions of this out there... but I think the old guy with a little Irish in him does it best thumbs

NSFW... language...
But since you're probably working at home... who cares. laugh2 whistling


or just look 3 posts up & click on the link shruggy

Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: dart4forte] #2757512
03/30/20 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by dart4forte
Lol


I heard the production vendors for the festival have been chosen:

"Broken Sound" for Audio

"Natural Lights" for Lighting

"Wells Fargo" for the Stage

"Asymptotic" for Security

A "Ventilator tent" will be onsite for up to 14 days and plumbed for multiple users

Barricades will be 8' high clear Plexiglas.

Back stage passes must be signed by a Dr.

Back stage Catering will be delivery only.

No refunds for deceased ticket holders

Water will be $2 a bottle

Hand sanitizer will $200/bottle with ID, limit two.

Can't wait for the live recording release, if we survive


Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2757516
03/30/20 10:12 AM
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Well, start of week three. I am really wishing I was the type of person to have taken office supplies. I am running out of note pads, manila file folders and really need a nice stapler. Our nice stapler is somewhere in the house.


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69 Road Runner w/472 Hemi & 4 speed.
70 Challenger R/T SE EF8 w/ V9J, U - A32 - Major Project
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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: RoadRunner] #2757620
03/30/20 02:44 PM
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What's everyone doing for haircuts? Remember the Leave it to Beaver episode where he looses his haircut money and tries doing it himself?

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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: Neil] #2757632
03/30/20 03:08 PM
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Got my last haircut 3/5/20, was only customer in the store.

I have never shaved my head, but in these times, might be a good time coming up to get that off my bucket list. biggrin


Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: jcc] #2757639
03/30/20 03:26 PM
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I got 8 kids, 7 of em are boys, the boys and dad get buzzed, my daughter never had a hair cut and mom hasn't in over a year. Can't afford 10 hair stylist jobs.


I am not causing global warming, I am just trying to hold off a impending Ice Age!



Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: 6bblgt] #2757644
03/30/20 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 6bblgt

or just look 3 posts up & click on the link shruggy

I guess I missed that.... but the overall point stands...
If "I" had posted that link, I'd be on Vac... whistling
Just like every other time I was put on vac, only to see others post the same or similar this with no repercussions.

Stu & I actually had a few laughs about it maybe 10yrs back, as I got whacked & he didn't.
Said I needed to set up a "Party Garage with lights & hand out free booze too". laugh2
A boat loaded with Captain Morgan, Absolute & Jameson... just doesn't cut it with the mopar crowd. biggrin

Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: Neil] #2757724
03/30/20 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Neil
What's everyone doing for haircuts?


Got one in November...I'm good till next November... up


...FAFO...
Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: skicker] #2757761
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One hair, or one haircut? work


Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: jcc] #2757948
03/31/20 11:34 AM
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after building and working on other guy's rides for a ton of years, i vowed to not getting one until i get my projects running.
i might look like rip van winkle, but i should have enough by then to fold up on the top of my head to keep it warm........ biggrin
beer

Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: DrCharles] #2758029
03/31/20 02:47 PM
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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: Runner2go] #2758041
03/31/20 03:20 PM
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I don't know about ya'll but being an essential worker, I'm going to be all screwed up once this is over. I've been leaving 20-30 minutes later for work due to no traffic. shock


John

The dream is dead, long live the dream.......😥
Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: SattyNoCar] #2758046
03/31/20 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Satilite73

I don't know about ya'll but being an essential worker, I'm going to be all screwed up once this is over. I've been leaving 20-30 minutes later for work due to no traffic. shock


It will be interesting once this is all said and done to see how many companies continue letting their employees work from home vs. make them come back to the office vs. figure out what they can really automate and just not bring those people back at all.


If you ever find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
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