Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: GomangoCuda]
#2756803
03/28/20 11:00 AM
03/28/20 11:00 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 2,592 None
71rm23
master
|
master
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 2,592
None
|
:grin :
Last edited by 71rm23; 03/28/20 12:46 PM.
|
|
|
Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: 71rm23]
#2757212
03/29/20 01:04 PM
03/29/20 01:04 PM
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 22,695 Bitopia
jcc
If you can't dazzle em with diamonds..
|
If you can't dazzle em with diamonds..
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 22,695
Bitopia
|
Not sure this will hold up in court:
Stopped Driver: "Why did you stop me?"
Officer:" "I clocked you 15 mph over the speed limit"
Stopped Driver: "I was practicing social distancing"
Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
|
|
|
Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: GomangoCuda]
#2757470
03/30/20 02:13 AM
03/30/20 02:13 AM
|
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 12,066 (Central) PA
Runner2go
I Live Here
|
I Live Here
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 12,066
(Central) PA
|
Go to YouTube and paste " A COVID-19 Admonition " into the search. Or "Stay the ____ at home" Then click on the link of the old bearded geezer with headphones... I can't post the link directly without getting banned again, despite the fact that 98% of you will get a laugh. There are few versions of this out there... but I think the old guy with a little Irish in him does it best NSFW... language... But since you're probably working at home... who cares.
1966 383, 4-sp Charger 38yrs 1970 440+6, 4-sp Road Runner 36yrs 1974 360, auto Challenger 25yrs,in Family 41yrs 2003 Ram 2500 QCLB 4x4 Cummins HO 2010 5.7L R/T 6sp Challenger - Mopar10 2018 392 Daytona Charger
|
|
|
Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: Runner2go]
#2757475
03/30/20 03:20 AM
03/30/20 03:20 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 17,507 Las Vegas, NV
6bblgt
I Live Here
|
I Live Here
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 17,507
Las Vegas, NV
|
Go to YouTube and paste " A COVID-19 Admonition " into the search. Or "Stay the ____ at home" Then click on the link of the old bearded geezer with headphones... I can't post the link directly without getting banned again, despite the fact that 98% of you will get a laugh. There are few versions of this out there... but I think the old guy with a little Irish in him does it best NSFW... language... But since you're probably working at home... who cares. or just look 3 posts up & click on the link
|
|
|
Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: dart4forte]
#2757512
03/30/20 09:55 AM
03/30/20 09:55 AM
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 22,695 Bitopia
jcc
If you can't dazzle em with diamonds..
|
If you can't dazzle em with diamonds..
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 22,695
Bitopia
|
I heard the production vendors for the festival have been chosen: "Broken Sound" for Audio "Natural Lights" for Lighting "Wells Fargo" for the Stage "Asymptotic" for Security A "Ventilator tent" will be onsite for up to 14 days and plumbed for multiple users Barricades will be 8' high clear Plexiglas. Back stage passes must be signed by a Dr. Back stage Catering will be delivery only. No refunds for deceased ticket holders Water will be $2 a bottle Hand sanitizer will $200/bottle with ID, limit two. Can't wait for the live recording release, if we survive
Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
|
|
|
Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: GomangoCuda]
#2757516
03/30/20 10:12 AM
03/30/20 10:12 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 5,137 East Aurora (Buffalo) NY
RoadRunner
master
|
master
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 5,137
East Aurora (Buffalo) NY
|
Well, start of week three. I am really wishing I was the type of person to have taken office supplies. I am running out of note pads, manila file folders and really need a nice stapler. Our nice stapler is somewhere in the house.
68 Road Runner (383/4speed, post car w/decor pkg) - Major Project 69 Road Runner w/472 Hemi & 4 speed. 70 Challenger R/T SE EF8 w/ V9J, U - A32 - Major Project 2023 Ford Mach 1
|
|
|
Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: Neil]
#2757632
03/30/20 03:08 PM
03/30/20 03:08 PM
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 22,695 Bitopia
jcc
If you can't dazzle em with diamonds..
|
If you can't dazzle em with diamonds..
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 22,695
Bitopia
|
Got my last haircut 3/5/20, was only customer in the store. I have never shaved my head, but in these times, might be a good time coming up to get that off my bucket list.
Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
|
|
|
Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: jcc]
#2757639
03/30/20 03:26 PM
03/30/20 03:26 PM
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 12,408 Kalispell Mt.
HotRodDave
I Live Here
|
I Live Here
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 12,408
Kalispell Mt.
|
I got 8 kids, 7 of em are boys, the boys and dad get buzzed, my daughter never had a hair cut and mom hasn't in over a year. Can't afford 10 hair stylist jobs.
I am not causing global warming, I am just trying to hold off a impending Ice Age!
|
|
|
Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: 6bblgt]
#2757644
03/30/20 03:43 PM
03/30/20 03:43 PM
|
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 12,066 (Central) PA
Runner2go
I Live Here
|
I Live Here
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 12,066
(Central) PA
|
or just look 3 posts up & click on the link I guess I missed that.... but the overall point stands... If " I" had posted that link, I'd be on Vac... Just like every other time I was put on vac, only to see others post the same or similar this with no repercussions. Stu & I actually had a few laughs about it maybe 10yrs back, as I got whacked & he didn't. Said I needed to set up a "Party Garage with lights & hand out free booze too". A boat loaded with Captain Morgan, Absolute & Jameson... just doesn't cut it with the mopar crowd.
|
|
|
Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: Neil]
#2757724
03/30/20 07:41 PM
03/30/20 07:41 PM
|
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 5,097 Western Md.
skicker
"The Champ"
|
"The Champ"
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 5,097
Western Md.
|
What's everyone doing for haircuts? Got one in November...I'm good till next November...
...FAFO...
|
|
|
Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: SattyNoCar]
#2758046
03/31/20 03:27 PM
03/31/20 03:27 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,857 Oregon
hooziewhatsit
master
|
master
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,857
Oregon
|
I don't know about ya'll but being an essential worker, I'm going to be all screwed up once this is over. I've been leaving 20-30 minutes later for work due to no traffic. It will be interesting once this is all said and done to see how many companies continue letting their employees work from home vs. make them come back to the office vs. figure out what they can really automate and just not bring those people back at all.
If you ever find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
|
|
|
|
|