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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: 360view] #2751766 03/14/20 07:57 AM 03/14/20 07:57 AM
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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: maximus] #2751790 03/14/20 10:50 AM 03/14/20 10:50 AM
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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: feets] #2751795 03/14/20 11:21 AM 03/14/20 11:21 AM
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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: BH27G1B] #2751798 03/14/20 11:24 AM 03/14/20 11:24 AM
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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: dOc !] #2751849 03/14/20 01:30 PM 03/14/20 01:30 PM
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56_Royal_Lancer My Mouth Is Shut II Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,491 Buckeye Lake	Too bad that we don't still get catalogs in the mail. Tough to wipe with a computer.

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: 56_Royal_Lancer] #2751873 03/14/20 03:01 PM 03/14/20 03:01 PM
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theraif master Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 7,136 my own world	miss them sears and roebuck catalogs now

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: theraif] #2751879 03/14/20 03:08 PM 03/14/20 03:08 PM
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larrymopar360 Stud Muffin Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 15,823 Central Florida	Call me OCD, but I've never been a fan of taking paper and wiping my butt with it after crapping. It's good for smearing it around I guess. I've always gotten in the shower, which as Guitar Jones mentioned is a foot away. This is some great conversation, btw I think people see others buying up stuff, and figure it must be smart thing to do, and the panic is on. A bunch of sheep. Facts are stubborn things.

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: larrymopar360] #2751888 03/14/20 03:21 PM 03/14/20 03:21 PM
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Jjs72D Deep in the closet Joined: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,235 Phoenix, AZ	This reminds me of some graffiti I read in a portable toilet. "This toilet paper is like John Wayne. It is rough, it is tough and it won't take sh** off of anyone."

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: larrymopar360] #2751889 03/14/20 03:22 PM 03/14/20 03:22 PM
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Jjs72D Deep in the closet Joined: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,235 Phoenix, AZ	Originally Posted by larrymopar360 Call me OCD, but I've never been a fan of taking paper and wiping my butt with it after crapping. It's good for smearing it around I guess. I've always gotten in the shower. You are lucky enough to find a shower at a restaurant? On a road trip? At work? When camping? You do leave the house, right?

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: feets] #2751901 03/14/20 03:48 PM 03/14/20 03:48 PM
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Diego (not Ted) Too Many Posts Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 22,900 Gabba Gabba Hey! NYC	This is what we have at the outhouse.

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: Diego (not Ted)] #2751910 03/14/20 04:15 PM 03/14/20 04:15 PM
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Mr PotatoHead Half Baked Joined: Aug 2019 Posts: 9,422 Super Spudsville	Dont them metal objects hurt? Originally Posted by Diego (not Ted) This is what we have at the outhouse. STOP POTATO HATE!

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: Jjs72D] #2751912 03/14/20 04:17 PM 03/14/20 04:17 PM
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larrymopar360 Stud Muffin Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 15,823 Central Florida	Originally Posted by Jjs72D Originally Posted by larrymopar360 Call me OCD, but I've never been a fan of taking paper and wiping my butt with it after crapping. It's good for smearing it around I guess. I've always gotten in the shower. You are lucky enough to find a shower at a restaurant? On a road trip? At work? When camping? You do leave the house, right? Wow, aren't you clever and witty! You really got me there.. Well, I'm quite regular. I don't eat at Taco Hell nor do I eat foods that send me running for the toilet. I wake up, go to bathroom take a shower. It's a daily routine. Of course, there's the occasional need other times. I didn't know we were discussing camping and road trips. I think the discussion was about your general practices during your normal routine. Yes, I leave the house. Do YOU take weekly camping expeditions and road trips? Rhetorical question, really don't need an answer. Facts are stubborn things.

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: larrymopar360] #2751922 03/14/20 04:42 PM 03/14/20 04:42 PM
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Mr PotatoHead Half Baked Joined: Aug 2019 Posts: 9,422 Super Spudsville	Wonder what these guys will need? [img]https://www.foxnews.com/world/hindu-group-india-cow-urine-coronavirus[/img] STOP POTATO HATE!

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: larrymopar360] #2751927 03/14/20 05:09 PM 03/14/20 05:09 PM
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srt ESYC S Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 15,720 Jefferson State	I'm sure glad I saved the pre-glossy page day MCG's. Those, the newspaper and car trader rags will do in a pinch...

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: srt] #2751937 03/14/20 05:37 PM 03/14/20 05:37 PM
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jcc If you can't dazzle em with diamonds.. J Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 22,695 Bitopia	Guess nobody here buys "green bananas" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ereCX000LPI Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: srt] #2751939 03/14/20 05:42 PM 03/14/20 05:42 PM
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A12 Too Many Posts Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 21,497 N.E. OHIO, USA	Originally Posted by srt I'm sure glad I saved the pre-glossy page day MCG's. Those, the newspaper and car trader rags will do in a pinch... Now that most magazines, newspapers, and a lot of publications have gone to a digital format it sure is tough to wipe with a monitor or smart phone..........well at least for me it is

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: A12] #2751942 03/14/20 05:46 PM 03/14/20 05:46 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 21,497 N.E. OHIO, USA A12 Too Many Posts
A12 Too Many Posts Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 21,497 N.E. OHIO, USA	I should have checked out the baby wipes last night while I was in the super market, those wipes are way better for cleaning your butt than TP IMO. Wonder if they got panic bought up too.....dumb if they didn't.

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: A12] #2751943 03/14/20 05:46 PM 03/14/20 05:46 PM
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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: FM3AAR] #2751949 03/14/20 06:17 PM 03/14/20 06:17 PM
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larrymopar360 Stud Muffin Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 15,823 Central Florida	Poor Beavis Facts are stubborn things.

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: larrymopar360] #2751951 03/14/20 06:25 PM 03/14/20 06:25 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 21,497 N.E. OHIO, USA A12 Too Many Posts
A12 Too Many Posts Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 21,497 N.E. OHIO, USA	Originally Posted by larrymopar360 Poor Beavis Yeah butt what about "Butt" Head

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