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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: A12] #2751952
03/14/20 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by A12
I should have checked out the baby wipes last night while I was in the super market, those wipes are way better for cleaning your butt than TP IMO. Wonder if they got panic bought up too.....dumb if they didn't.

I don't think you can flush those.


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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: 70sixpkrt] #2751954
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Ran into a friend of a friend this morning who works at WalMart. He told me they had an all-out fist fight in the TP aisle yesterday. Had to shut down a complete section of the store. They are also not going to accept returns on TP from the fools who bought hundreds of rolls. I did go to the grocery last night to stock up on beer. I have plenty of everything else all the time: food, water, cash, firewood, ammo...

It will be interesting to see how sheepish folks are if this thing plays out like I expect...

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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: Ramrod39] #2751957
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" the fools who bought hundreds of rolls"

That's capitalism, pure and simple, unless the gutter is your drinking water source.


Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: jcc] #2751961
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When I think of Capitalism, pure and simple, unnecessarily panicking and buying up boxes and boxes of TP isn't exactly what comes to mind.

I'm glad they won't let them return them. Can't people stay level headed, and just practice good hygiene, avoid crowds when possible, and stay home if you have a compromised immune system??!


Facts are stubborn things.
Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: srt] #2751966
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I just found out the GF stocked up on TP about a month ago while it was on sale before all this even started.


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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: larrymopar360] #2751971
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Originally Posted by larrymopar360
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Originally Posted by larrymopar360
Call me OCD, but I've never been a fan of taking paper and wiping my butt with it after crapping. It's good for smearing it around I guess. I've always gotten in the shower.


You are lucky enough to find a shower at a restaurant? On a road trip? At work? When camping? You do leave the house, right?
Wow, aren't you clever and witty! You really got me there.. Well, I'm quite regular. I don't eat at Taco Hell nor do I eat foods that send me running for the toilet. I wake up, go to bathroom take a shower. It's a daily routine. Of course, there's the occasional need other times. I didn't know we were discussing camping and road trips. I think the discussion was about your general practices during your normal routine. Yes, I leave the house. Do YOU take weekly camping expeditions and road trips? Rhetorical question, really don't need an answer.


Just teasing you and playing it "literal".
I obviously prefer my own throne but if I am on a drive or vacation, you do what you can.

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: A12] #2751974
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Originally Posted by A12
Originally Posted by larrymopar360
Poor Beavis laugh


Yeah butt what about "Butt" Head shock frown

reminds me of the joke about a fluffy bunny hopping up to a bear doing his doo-ty.
Bear asks the bunny: "Does your scoot stick to your fur?"
Bunny says: "No, Why?"
Bear says: "Good!"
As he quickly swipes the bunny off his feet with his paw and...

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: larrymopar360] #2751976
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Originally Posted by larrymopar360
When I think of Capitalism, pure and simple, unnecessarily panicking and buying up boxes and boxes of TP isn't exactly what comes to mind.

I'm glad they won't let them return them. Can't people stay level headed, and just practice good hygiene, avoid crowds when possible, and stay home if you have a compromised immune system??!


Everybody thinks different.

When you buy TP in a "panic"(?) and sell it for 10x(?) what you paid for it, and return what you don't sell, for what you originally paid for it, that makes you a free market "capitalist".

Although some call it greed.


Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: dOrk !] #2751977
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May I suggest this ? The 36 GRIT should be the bestest !



just like where I used to work


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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: Ramrod39] #2752011
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Originally Posted by Ramrod39
Ran into a friend of a friend this morning who works at WalMart. He told me they had an all-out fist fight in the TP aisle yesterday. Had to shut down a complete section of the store. They are also not going to accept returns on TP from the fools who bought hundreds of rolls. I did go to the grocery last night to stock up on beer. I have plenty of everything else all the time: food, water, cash, firewood, ammo...

It will be interesting to see how sheepish folks are if this thing plays out like I expect...



This is the best part of you post !! twocents


I have plenty of everything else all the time: food, water, cash, firewood,ammo.

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: 62maxwgn] #2752054
03/15/20 08:37 AM
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We have seen a few people loading up.Same with bread.Not real bad here but some are nuts.Have to ask how many get the newspaper have magazines etc.Hell they used that on the farms around here for years.We were at Dollar store the other day.They had quite a bit of paper.Wive bought 2 packages.Told her if we needed more and cant find any magazines are being used.Oh yeah we have lots os squirrels here Never go hungry for months.Just think we have now what 50 deaths in the US Thata and 26 or so from one place.Swine flu was at leats 20times worse and we had nothiong like this.Too much hype and too many Chicken Littles saying the sky is falling.
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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: therocks] #2752125
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"can you spare a square?" biggrin

all out here as well. my wife knows a lady the next town over that does taxes inside wal-mart. she said the other day, the kid was wheeling out a cart full of TP, and he got mobbed by the fools ! people were shoving, pushing, and climbing over each other to grab as much as they could.

we have lots of dirty shop rags, junk mail [full supply replenished daily, monday through saturday], old socks, old sheets and pillow cases, etc. just cut up the big items to a comfortable size, install a bucket with a lid in the throne room, wash when dirty, and re-use. just like a family with babies did in the good 'ol days. no diaper pins required this go around.
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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: moparx] #2752129
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Originally Posted by moparx
"can you spare a square?" biggrin

all out here as well. my wife knows a lady the next town over that does taxes inside wal-mart. she said the other day, the kid was wheeling out a cart full of TP, and he got mobbed by the fools ! people were shoving, pushing, and climbing over each other to grab as much as they could.

we have lots of dirty shop rags, junk mail [full supply replenished daily, monday through saturday], old socks, old sheets and pillow cases, etc. just cut up the big items to a comfortable size, install a bucket with a lid in the throne room, wash when dirty, and re-use. just like a family with babies did in the good 'ol days. no diaper pins required this go around.
beer


mopX ... ur stealing MY LINE on page 1 - spare a square !!... tsk xmaseek

...and I heard on the NATIONAL NEWS that mobs attack people with grocery carts full of whatever happens LOTS .... north of coder PA .... but mostly around Pittsburgher! grin

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: therocks] #2752132
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Originally Posted by therocks
.Just think we have now what 50 deaths in the US Thata and 26 or so from one place.Swine flu was at leats 20times worse and we had nothiong like this.Too much hype and too many Chicken Littles saying the sky is falling.
Rocky


Be careful not to compare ending numbers to beginning numbers.

We know that covid is both much more contagious, and has a much higher mortality rate (H1N1 looks like its mortality rate was 0.02%, South Korea is at ~0.6% for covid with the best response so far, other places are much higher than that even).

H1N1 was only contagious for about a day before symptoms appeared, and a week afterwards. Covid appears to be contagious in people that never show any symptoms.

Is it worth fighting over TP about? Nope!

Is it worth shrugging off and ignoring? Nope!


If you ever find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: hooziewhatsit] #2752178
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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: DrCharles] #2752211
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Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: jcc] #2752214
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Originally Posted by jcc
Originally Posted by larrymopar360
When I think of Capitalism, pure and simple, unnecessarily panicking and buying up boxes and boxes of TP isn't exactly what comes to mind.

I'm glad they won't let them return them. Can't people stay level headed, and just practice good hygiene, avoid crowds when possible, and stay home if you have a compromised immune system??!


Everybody thinks different.

When you buy TP in a "panic"(?) and sell it for 10x(?) what you paid for it, and return what you don't sell, for what you originally paid for it, that makes you a free market "capitalist".

Although some call it greed.


You feeling the burn? You better stock up on ointment....you’re gonna need it!

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: Pacnorthcuda] #2752215
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You want to see a panic? If gas was the target, there would be a serious panic.

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Why the need to return toilet paper? Even if you bought too much it is not like it is going to go bad. Duh!

Re: The stores are out of toilet paper [Re: mopars4ever] #2752223
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