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Re: Get your Pro Stock Darts before they're all gone!
[Re: BradH]
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11/03/16 01:13 PM
11/03/16 01:13 PM
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Wichita
GY3
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Wichita
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Hmmm... they don't have a forward-facing scoop... so they must be street legal, right?  Are you planning a Discovery Channel debut on Street Outlaws?
'63 Dodge 330
11.19 @ 121 mph
Pump gas, n/a, through the mufflers on street tires with 3.54's. 3,600 lbs.
10.01 @ 133mph with a 250 shot of nitrous an a splash of race gas. 1.36 60 ft. 3,700 lbs.
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Re: Get your Pro Stock Darts before they're all gone!
[Re: GY3]
#2188800
11/03/16 03:46 PM
11/03/16 03:46 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 15,439
Val-haul-ass... eventually
BradH
Taking time off to work on my car
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Taking time off to work on my car
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 15,439
Val-haul-ass... eventually
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Hmmm... they don't have a forward-facing scoop... so they must be street legal, right? Are you planning a Discovery Channel debut on Street Outlaws? You bet! Here's my plan: 1. Get divorced a 2nd time & give the wife full custody of the 3 children 2. Raid my 401(k) to get the $$$ necessary to buy & build the ex-Pro Stock car into a "Street Outlaw" car 3. Go broke finishing it and alienate my ex-wife #2 & kids 4. Beg, borrow & steal my way onto "Street Outlaws" and call out Farm Truck for the right to challenge for the #10 spot 5. Get my nuts cut off on the tree by Farm Truck, then lose control of my car at about the 330' mark and roll it into a ditch, destroying everything I've sacrificed since Step 1 of my plan for about 4 seconds of "fame", plus any pre-race interview time & post-wreck footage 6. Load my now-trashed ex-Pro Stocker onto the back of the rent-a-flatbed that caused me to maxed out my Visa card 7. Drive home in total disgust & disgrace 8. Post about it on Moparts 9. Hang myself Sounds pretty well thought out, right? Guess I'll start by telling the wife tonight at HER BIRTHDAY DINNER. 
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Re: Get your Pro Stock Darts before they're all gone!
[Re: BradH]
#2188814
11/03/16 04:03 PM
11/03/16 04:03 PM
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 11,684
W. Kentucky
justinp61
I Live Here
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I Live Here
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W. Kentucky
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Hmmm... they don't have a forward-facing scoop... so they must be street legal, right? Are you planning a Discovery Channel debut on Street Outlaws? You bet! Here's my plan: 1. Get divorced a 2nd time & give the wife full custody of the 3 children 2. Raid whats left of my 401(k) to get the $$$ necessary to buy & build the ex-Pro Stock car into a "Street Outlaw" car 3. Go broke finishing it and alienate my ex-wife #2 & kids 4. Beg, borrow & steal my way onto "Street Outlaws" and call out Farm Truck for the right to challenge for the #10 spot 5. Get my nuts cut off on the tree by Farm Truck, then lose control of my car at about the 330' mark and roll it into a ditch, destroying everything I've sacrificed since Step 1 of my plan for about 4 seconds of "fame", plus any pre-race interview time & post-wreck footage 6. Load my now-trashed ex-Pro Stocker onto the back of the rent-a-flatbed that caused me to maxed out my Visa card 7. Drive home in total disgust & disgrace 8. Post about it on Moparts 9. Hang myself Sounds pretty well thought out, right? Guess I'll start by telling the wife tonight at HER BIRTHDAY DINNER. Fixed. 
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Re: Get your Pro Stock Darts before they're all gone!
[Re: justinp61]
#2188867
11/03/16 05:28 PM
11/03/16 05:28 PM
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Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 11,621
Fulton County, PA
CMcAllister
Mr. Helpful
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Mr. Helpful
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 11,621
Fulton County, PA
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Hmmm... they don't have a forward-facing scoop... so they must be street legal, right? Are you planning a Discovery Channel debut on Street Outlaws? You bet! Here's my plan: 1. Get divorced a 2nd time & give the wife full custody of the 3 children 2. Raid whats left of my 401(k) to get the $$$ necessary to buy & build the ex-Pro Stock car into a "Street Outlaw" car 3. Go broke finishing it and alienate my ex-wife #2 & kids 4. Beg, borrow & steal my way onto "Street Outlaws" and call out Farm Truck for the right to challenge for the #10 spot 5. Get my nuts cut off on the tree by Farm Truck, then lose control of my car at about the 330' mark and roll it into a ditch, destroying everything I've sacrificed since Step 1 of my plan for about 4 seconds of "fame", plus any pre-race interview time & post-wreck footage 6. Load my now-trashed ex-Pro Stocker onto the back of the rent-a-flatbed that caused me to maxed out my Visa card 7. Drive home in total disgust & disgrace 8. Post about it on Moparts 9. Hang myself Sounds pretty well thought out, right? Guess I'll start by telling the wife tonight at HER BIRTHDAY DINNER. Fixed. Ho hum  Already been done...many times. Might be a good deal, if you can pick it up at Pomona after they are done with first round and before they have an opportunity to get it back to the shop do any "make it suitable for public consumption" activities.
If the results don't match the theory, change the theory.
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Re: Get your Pro Stock Darts before they're all gone!
[Re: BradH]
#2189092
11/03/16 11:13 PM
11/03/16 11:13 PM
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Posts: 760
Canada
CTD5.9
super stock
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super stock
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Canada
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You forgot the part where you sell a buttload of t-shirts and make enough money to hit the reset button and do it all over again!  Oh, right. I can have people prop me up in my full bodycast next to the still-smoking wreckage and have folks drop $20 into a bucket placed at my feet to buy one of my autographed "Big Fool!" t-shirts. Autograph them before the full body cast, it will be easier. I think this could work for you....unless you used a dodge engine, transmission or differential then it won't be fast enough to roll.
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Re: Get your Pro Stock Darts before they're all gone!
[Re: LA360]
#2189363
11/04/16 12:26 PM
11/04/16 12:26 PM
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Posts: 4,988
new jersey usa
11secdart
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new jersey usa
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Wow ! Big surprise .... Not Serves Mopar right for taking the sponsorship from A.J. A true Mopar guy not a GM convert that took the $$$ and couldn't make it work... They would make a good 11.50 index car however but would need one heckuva throttle stop.
Last edited by 11secdart; 11/05/16 12:24 AM.
68 Dart 410 / 904
92 D150 original owner
21 Ram 1500 Quad Cab, Big Horn , Hemi ,4x4
23 Audi Q5
16 Honda HRV
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Re: Get your Pro Stock Darts before they're all gone!
[Re: GY3]
#2189576
11/04/16 06:28 PM
11/04/16 06:28 PM
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Posts: 6,531
Jacksonville, FL
Chris2581
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Jacksonville, FL
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The Mopar deal expires after the last race,so you all know whats going to happen.
Elite will be all GM in 2017.
Nautilus Racing-
We use Superformance gaskets and Turbo Action converters/products.
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Re: Get your Pro Stock Darts before they're all gone!
[Re: Leigh]
#2190902
11/06/16 08:22 PM
11/06/16 08:22 PM
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Posts: 4,689
Wichita
GY3
OP
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Wichita
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I'm too apethetic to search, but, why is the mopar power plant down on hp, compared to the GM setup? The Johnsons won Mile High in Denver so I can't think that team is too far down on horsepower. Maybe Elite Motorsports didn't have the ability (or time) to make them work?
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