snappy come backs 4 mopar put downs[/]

GTXtasy
Moparts Member
Posts: 1078
From: Milmont Park, PA USA
Registered: Oct 2002
posted 01-19-2003 01:13 AM
I wanted a Chevy but my Grandmom bought it first

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mulutchoker
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Posts: 306
From: bonitasprings fl. usa
Registered: May 2001
posted 01-19-2003 01:27 AM

hears just one of my very original favorites, (gee i was going to get a mustang but when i got to k mart the blue lite special was over)

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squeek360
Moparts Member
Posts: 596
From: edmonton , alberta , canada
Registered: Jun 2002
posted 01-19-2003 01:27 AM

sorry about the smell , but I just stepped on a peace of chev

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Vantravlrs
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Posts: 105
From: Nashville, NC, USA
Registered: Apr 2002
posted 01-19-2003 01:34 AM

This might not count as a comeback, but sure tickled me the first time I heard it.
Cheap
Heap
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Everything's
Trashed

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jimbo1096
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Posts: 225
From: Alexandria, Louisiana
Registered: Aug 2002
posted 01-19-2003 01:34 AM

"and I thought sombody like you would know better than to say something stupid like that"

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Satilite73
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Posts: 3488
From: Somewhere between Houston & Galveston, TX
Registered: Nov 1999
posted 01-19-2003 01:38 AM

I don't wear bowties, I don't have an animal fetish, and rice constipates me.

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dlgrossman
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Posts: 95
From: N.E. OHIO
Registered: Dec 2002
posted 01-19-2003 01:38 AM

When asked "wouldn`t be easier to run a CHEVY" I say I don`t want to go SLOWER!!

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65coronet500conv
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Posts: 5
From: vincent,oh
Registered: Jan 2003
posted 01-19-2003 02:04 AM

i work with a huge chev. guy-everytime he starts bragging about his stuff I always say "the reason i dont drive chevy is my imagination ain't that good"

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A12
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Posts: 247
From: Vermilion, Ohio USA
Registered: Jan 2002
posted 01-19-2003 02:24 AM

Real men don't wear bowties!

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96Ram4x4
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Posts: 1194
From: St. Clair County, Michigan
Registered: Mar 2002
posted 01-19-2003 02:34 AM

Only sissies wear bowties

Mike

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afury4spd
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Posts: 514
From: Roch. NY
Registered: Jul 2002
posted 01-19-2003 03:06 AM

ignore them and spank them on the track

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73Chargerkid
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Posts: 2290
From: San Marcos, CA
Registered: Jan 2001
posted 01-19-2003 03:46 AM

damn and I thought 11.75 was high! Oh well 93 isn't considered pump gas here in CA .

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69 S&M Cuda
Moparts Member
Posts: 1400
From: CA
Registered: Jan 2002
posted 01-19-2003 06:44 AM

I know that your at a disadvantage not owning a mopar........so let's race for laughs and giggles

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MPerry
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Posts: 3597
From: Leominster,MA. USA
Registered: May 2000
posted 01-19-2003 07:59 AM

I'd buy a Chevy but I prefer to lead the pack than follow it!
or

Brainwashing doesn't work on me!
~Mike~

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Leigh
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Posts: 2267
From: Afraid of that FL. HEMI, MN
Registered: Mar 2000
posted 01-19-2003 08:05 AM

There's already enough down time at the track, they don't need anymore oil downs.

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mopar _man
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Posts: 683
From: Newfoundland Canada
Registered: Dec 2001
posted 01-19-2003 08:17 AM

I used to have Dodge dumps for business yrs ago . guys would ask how come you got a dodge and not a chev.
My comback
Chev is a poor mans truck..........you'll always be poor while you got one"

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UCUDANT-1
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Posts: 1324
From: Las Vegas Nevada
Registered: Jan 2001
posted 01-19-2003 09:19 AM

I usually just laugh and say:
I've got one word for you HEEMIEEEE
Mopar sucks? Were the winged mopars banned from NASCAR back in the day because Mopar sucked? No it was because they were too fast you all couldnt keep up, and if ya cant beat em, ban em
Oh so you must wanna race? Common I'll pay you $500 when you beat me, but bring cash on the off chance that I might win.

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snappy
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Posts: 126
From: Douglasville,Ga. U.S.A.
Registered: Sep 2002
posted 01-19-2003 09:22 AM

Ya, it's built Ford tuff to handle Chevy stuff.

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RKKevilly
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Posts: 2195
From: Bonifay, FL USA
Registered: Nov 2001
posted 01-19-2003 09:30 AM

Me buy a Chevy? I hate walking that much.
There is a board member whose sig says this; "Fords and Chevys can't handle a Pistol Grip"
Walk around to the back of my car with the offender, point to the taillights and say, "See these? Get used to them!"

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68 goldfish
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Posts: 44
From: mass usa
Registered: Apr 2002
posted 01-19-2003 10:01 AM

Most of my friends drive Chevs, But when something goes wrong I am the first one they call. And I allways say, build it right the first time, Build a MOPAR!

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BS27R1B
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Posts: 352
From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Registered: Aug 2002
posted 01-19-2003 10:08 AM

'How many ______s run in SS/A or SS/AA?'
Insert appropriate brand/name.

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MoatesGarage
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Posts: 571
From: Sheffield, AL
Registered: May 2002
posted 01-19-2003 10:16 AM

When asked to work on my friends Chibbies, I always say "If they couldn't make it right from the factory, what makes you think I can fix it?"

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dr dodge
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Posts: 940
From: houston, tx
Registered: Jun 2002
posted 01-19-2003 10:51 AM

"oh I am sorry about dropping that (insert any heavy object) on your foot"
"opps can't believe I did it again"

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4speeds4me
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Posts: 4273
From: Sicamous, B.C., CANADA
Registered: Sep 2001
posted 01-19-2003 11:02 AM

Most of the time I settle for ignore.
Told my boss last spring why he drives Chevies. He's afraid to go fast. Also told him he was not alone, there were millions of others out there like him!

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SKR8PN
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Posts: 30
From: mansfield ohio usa
Registered: Jan 2003
posted 01-19-2003 11:07 AM

Ford has the better idea.
Mopar invented it. Chevy is still trying to figure out what it is !!!!

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Dan.h
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Posts: 426
From: Hawk Point.Mo
Registered: May 2000
posted 01-19-2003 11:36 AM

1)The small block chevy makes a good fuel pump for the 426 HEMI.2) it's been scientifically proven that only homo's and mamas boy's wear bowties.

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71PurpleDodge
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Posts: 234
From: NY
Registered: Jul 2002
posted 01-19-2003 11:42 AM

UHM... My favorite;
I can use the engine in your Camaro as a starter motor for my big block Mopar!!!

If they still won't stop;

Shut up or I'll come down to where you work and slap the license plates out your hand!!!

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dougs70GTX
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Posts: 313
From: Hattiesburg MS 39401
Registered: Sep 2002
posted 01-19-2003 12:04 PM

My neighbor has a 67 SS 396 Chevelle. Nice car with a few goodies, but real loud. I spanked him pretty good about 6 months ago. Now I tell him, "You might want turn it off and coast by my house, you don't want to wake up my 440 again!"
Once at a local cruise in I tied a bowtie to my bumper and dragged through the parking lot as I drove in. This guy came up and asked me what that was for. I said, "What, Oh that? I guess thats whats left of that big block chevy I passed on the way here". He was not impressed but the rest of the guys got a good laugh.

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dlgrossman
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Posts: 95
From: N.E. OHIO
Registered: Dec 2002
posted 01-19-2003 12:09 PM

Thank GOD for chevy`s , They really make us look GOOD!!!!

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fastmark
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Posts: 921
From: abilene, TX, USA
Registered: Nov 1999
posted 01-19-2003 12:28 PM

I've got one that gets them everytime. When they start running down my Mopar and saying how good they Chevy is, I just agree with em. My line is this. " I'm glad you like those Chevys. They are the greastest. You just keep on buying Chevys, it leaves more of the mopar stuff for me!! Since all of the collectors have figured out how rare these cars are, the price has gone up." And if that doesn't get them I just say " next time your at a NHRA event, walk over to John Forces Mustang or Camero or what ever sponser pays him the most this week and look at the motor in his car. The crank from my 65 Dodge will fit right in there. And what ever happen to that Chevy motor that tried Top Fuel awhile back, a Rodeck wasn't it, you still see them in a few bracket classes don't you"

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alligator
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Posts: 563
From: indiana,u.s.
Registered: Feb 2002
posted 01-19-2003 12:35 PM

the surgeon general didn't say anything about smokin' a chevy

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Hoosier T/A
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Posts: 57
From: bloomington in
Registered: Dec 2002
posted 01-19-2003 12:47 PM

" your car's uglier than I am!. Oh, my god, what did I just say!" -American Grafitti

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moparguy
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Posts: 1480
From:
Registered: Jul 2000
posted 01-19-2003 01:23 PM

my favorite is when they pull up to you on the street trying to get you to race. you just look at em and say what are ya gonna race in? if they respond about the car their in, tell em to hang on a second, you'll go park your car. it'll be a fair race then (meaning you can run faster than their car) it gets the rice boys...and most of the chevy boys. if the vette guys get cocky all you gotta say is a comment about their "plastic Nova"

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Dart Girl
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Posts: 2548
From: Racing capital of the world.
Registered: Jan 2002
posted 01-19-2003 01:32 PM

"I'm a Mopar chick, it takes more than a cute little bowtie to impress me"

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plumcrazy101
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Posts: 56
From: Kamloops,B.C., Canada
Registered: Oct 2002
posted 01-19-2003 01:33 PM

Been to alot of drag strips over the years and there always talk of why don't you run a Chev or Ford or some other God awfull thing.
My standard answer...BECAUSE I WAN'T TO WIN.
Enough said

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mr belvedere
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Posts: 348
From: State of Confusion
Registered: Aug 2002
posted 01-19-2003 03:51 PM

For use on the chebby guys: "Hey, I thought only clowns wore bowties!" gets 'em every time

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PYSCHO Ward
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Posts: 200
From: Titusville,Pa USA
Registered: Nov 2002
posted 01-19-2003 08:43 PM

some very good come backs.
you could say, when you run Mopar
a diaper is just a tech requirement
not a major component.

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roadrunner@neto.com
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Posts: 617
From: Pecan Gap Tx
Registered: Nov 2000
posted 01-19-2003 09:20 PM

Yall ever notice the bent hoods on the old chevys? When they buckled in the center(mostly on the trucks). You can't tell me thats NOT from putting oil in it every day
The hood hinges on a chevy will wear out before the front seat on a Dodge will

If I had a sister in a Wh*%# house and a brother that drove a chevy.....I'd worry about my brother that drove a chevy

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HemiDave
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Posts: 567
From: Variable, USA thetick@comic.com
Registered: Mar 2002
posted 01-19-2003 09:25 PM

I just say, "Is that a Camero/Mustang? How boring!". Then I yawn and walk away.
Dave

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hemidemon
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Posts: 92
From: Waynoka, OK
Registered: Aug 2002
posted 01-19-2003 10:13 PM

If somebody puts down Mopar around me, I just inform them that a Mopar helped win WW II. Chrysler built the engines for the B-29. Or that a Mopar helped to destroy the third largest army in the world (at the time). The Iraqi Army got its a$$ kicked by the M1 Abrams main battle tank, a Chrysler design. Richard Petty won over 80% of his races behind the wheel of a Mopar. Let's see, every Top Fuel dragster and funny car is powered by a Hemi. Plus, telling them that Louis Chevrolet was of French descent and born in Switzerland usually shuts their mouths very quickly. Let's not forget that the bowtie design was first seen on wallpaper in a hotel in Paris. Camaro - French for "friend." Corvette - probably French for "one with small penis." And all this time you wondered what the "French Connection" really was. Chevrolet - Le Heartbeat de France! If I can make a Chevy goon hate me in five minutes, then I have done my job.

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dart68
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Posts: 148
From: Lakewood, CO USA
Registered: Aug 2000
posted 01-19-2003 10:54 PM

"I had a chevy once, but I got tired of walking alone. So I junked it and bought a poodle."

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