Dang, I was at two stores this am, the only two stores in the lil town of 3k I drove to.

One place I packed up a 12 pack of paper and my silly butt could of but didnt get any at the other.

To me people are goofy geeking out over butt wipe. No ones ever been in the military? No ones ever done any camping.

Maybe TMI but anyone with bags of clean polish rags, old clean socks, that can all be cut up and used and burned.

I dont flush anything down my stool paper wise, it all gets burnt, havent had to pump my tank in over 15 years. All kitchen sink water gets routed to my food compost box outside. (You would too if you seen how nasty it was).

I can see the book now, "The Fall of a Nation:No Where to Wipe"

So in Chicago, is it no more Dime Bags, just 1/4 rolls of butt wipe on street corners. Guys getting layed because there the ones with the "Paper"? Pimps sayin "Here [censored]" heres 3 squares of paper, now move on?

Crazy Times.