If you move to WA I'll give you an Edelbrock RPM and a holley 4bbl all ready to go! Oh, and a completely rebuilt 9 1/4" rear with aftermarket shafts, new gears/bearings. But you have to MOVE, not visit. Heck; I'll give you the entire 360 engine, recently rebuilt and complete.
Did I forget to mention that we have no smog laws and that because WA is in the United States of America, the 2nd Amendment pertains so you can actually own firearms??