Wanna help me name my car?

So my dart was torn apart last fall for some maintenance and a paint job... Well, it's still not back together, but getting closer every day! I love the cars of yesterday that all had names, and my car is definitely old school so I wanna put a name on it. Any ideas would be appreciated... I'll add some random info that might help you folks come up with something creative.
1968 dodge dart sedan
Bracket car only
No electronics of any kind
No air shifter. (Think old school)
Very plain Jane type car.
Car will be blue
Car has a big block / 727
I'm a giant of a man (think sasquatch)
I live in Kentucky

Any ideas?
Jeff.

Dartastic

Kentucky Thunder

As long as no crazy hood scoop or wing


car name on door
LOOKS INNOCENT

smaller letters on door if you don't have a dedicated nick name
Driven by "Tiny"


Rear quarter
DODGE

Forgot to mention the O's in "LOOKS" would be eyeballs

"Shine Time" with a moonshine XXX jug too.

GONE SQUATCHIN

https://www.google.com/search?q=SQUATCHI...bih=987#imgrc=_

STEVE

If its a sleeper...

Tranquilizer Dart

REDNECKED

Poison

The Poison Dart will take you out!

To easy....Kentucky Blue Mass ...covers where you are from, the colour and your size. Post the picture when it’s painted so I can feel good about helping you out...

I agree, I prefer the old-school names to cars that look like a product box or have a jillion paint flourishes on them. By the same token, I don't do advertising, decals or lettering unless that person or entity helped or funded the deal.
Blue Light Special
Hillbilly Hemi
Blueballz
Gone In (whatever ET) Seconds
Heck, Sasquatch could be fun...
Could also be a favorite song title...

It is cool that you want to name your car. I really loved it when most race cars back then had names that were not advertisement. Some names really made race cars seem bad azz. Some names of local cars I remember were Attitude, Egore, Hulk, TNT.

Blue Grass Brawler

Time is money, or Check please

Dang guys,. Your good!

I like a couple of em.

I agree on the advertising thing, I'm not into that unless your funding the deal.. and that ain't happening. To me it's all about hearing dad talk about local cars he used to watch back in the day.

One thing I'm going to do is put "tuned by Leon" (my dad's name) on the front fender somewhere. Even though he's been gone for 12 years now, I'm going to do it in his memory. Also somewhere on the car I'll put "bondo by Mongo" since I do all my own paint and body work and my nickname is Mongo. (From the movie blazing saddles).

Keep going this is fun.
Thanks Jeff.

Objet D'art

BLUE BY YOU or BLEW BY YOU

Ok, since your nickname is Mongo, how about referring to the movie,

Here comes Mongo!, he rode a bull in the movie, that could be tied in.

Kentucky headhunter

DRAT (made using the original emblems)

Lawn Dart, hell they were deadly!lol

Or if its total old school, Time Machine

Here's one I thought of using at one time Cheap Trick

Great Tune !!!!!!

ANALOGUE BANDIT,Since it has no electronics.

Along the Mongo theme,

Candygram?
Pawn?
Pawn Dart?
Choo Choo?
Waco Kid?
Shnitzengruben?


"Mongo like candy"...

KFD...Colonel

Blue Ox

"It's twoo, it's twoo!"

Paint a guy with his pants down showing his butt on the doors,,,,,,, and call the car Blue Moon over Kentucky

Mongo's Madness

FRED ....... []