Posted By: bigdad
Its so cold - 02/11/21 04:16 PM
It's so cold...
The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.
Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
You have to break the smoke off your chimney
You have to open the fridge to heat the house
Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
People look forward to getting a fever
Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears
I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
We had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
Refrigerators are redundant
Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins
Lady Liberty put her torch inside her dress!
Prisoners are begging for the electric chair.
Roosters are rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker!
A streaker froze in mid-streak! .
I chipped my tooth on my soup.
Dunkin' Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.
We pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
I actually saw a gangsta pull his pants up.
I'm drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
Ice cubes are coming out of my faucet.
Trees are chopping themselves into firewood.
Cops are tazing themselves.
I farted snowflakes
Miley Cyrus had to put her clothes back on.
I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.
The ice cubes in my drink have goose bumps.
The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.
Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
You have to break the smoke off your chimney
You have to open the fridge to heat the house
Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
People look forward to getting a fever
Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears
I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
We had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
Refrigerators are redundant
Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins
Lady Liberty put her torch inside her dress!
Prisoners are begging for the electric chair.
Roosters are rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker!
A streaker froze in mid-streak! .
I chipped my tooth on my soup.
Dunkin' Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.
We pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
I actually saw a gangsta pull his pants up.
I'm drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
Ice cubes are coming out of my faucet.
Trees are chopping themselves into firewood.
Cops are tazing themselves.
I farted snowflakes
Miley Cyrus had to put her clothes back on.
I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.
The ice cubes in my drink have goose bumps.
