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I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ...

Posted By: dOoC

I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 02:29 AM

... on ECONO mode ... and WON !

I-75 ... super sharp AND LOADED Hell Kitten ....wiith a chick driving- probably a new owner ...

We go down to a low roll ... she hits it ... gets off throttle... then I nail it.

She LIGHTS THE TIRES then starts pulling up to me - THEN she over revs and it nose dives !

I’m out on her about 4 cars ... then up coming traffic stops this action ...

She was pissed me thimks.., I shoulda let her win .. I coulda had a HOT TUB DATE 2nite rant xmaseek
Posted By: 63CandyMatic

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by Doc Fiberglass
... on ECONO mode ... and WON !

I-75 ... super sharp AND LOADED Hell Kitten ....wiith a chick driving- probably a new owner ...

We go down to a low roll ... she hits it ... gets off throttle... then I nail it.

She LIGHTS THE TIRES then starts pulling up to me - THEN she over revs and it nose dives !

I’m out on her about 4 cars ... then up coming traffic stops this action ...

She was pissed me thimks.., I shoulda let her win .. I coulda had a HOT TUB DATE 2nite rant xmaseek


Sounds EXACTLY like when Don Garlits beat Shirley Muldowney at the U.S. Nationals.

Your Wally is in the mail!
Posted By: dOoC

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 02:57 AM

??? ... they raced with the NEW MUSCLE ?
Posted By: poorboy

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 04:32 AM

Originally Posted by Doc Fiberglass
??? ... they raced with the NEW MUSCLE ?



It was pretty new at the time!
Posted By: Bad340fish

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 12:37 PM

She was probably using the black key lol
Posted By: DaveRS23

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 01:45 PM

This must be the 100th report I've read where someone says 'I beat a Hellcat'. Now it's usually a rustang or crapmaro, but it's always something like, the Hellcat spun or didn't know it was a race. But whatever, they give themselves a ribbon for beating a Hellcat. laugh2
Posted By: not_a_charger

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 02:46 PM

laugh2
Posted By: moparx

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 03:32 PM

DoC, that AIN'T the way to troll for dates ! tsk
beer
Posted By: tboomer

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 03:39 PM

He was just being nosy stirthepot
Posted By: Pacnorthcuda

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by DaveRS23
This must be the 100th report I've read where someone says 'I beat a Hellcat'. Now it's usually a rustang or crapmaro, but it's always something like, the Hellcat spun or didn't know it was a race. But whatever, they give themselves a ribbon for beating a Hellcat. laugh2


Yep. This kind of street racing comparisons are laughable. So many variables. I knew a guy that used to talk about all sorts of events and I was in the car during a few....I swear the other driver didn’t even realize my friend was racing!!!
Posted By: larrymopar360

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 04:49 PM

Doc, if you exceeded the designated speed limit you broke the law. I'm very, very disappointed.
Posted By: moparjim79

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 05:02 PM

Please quit throwing the "ECO MODE" variable in there. It makes absolutely no difference between auto and eco if your all the way into the loud pedal.

Scats in my opinion are probably the better street car, but set up the same for the track, probably not. Driver skill means a ton too.
Posted By: John_Kunkel

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 05:15 PM

Yeah, he beat the driver, not the car.

Age old story..."High Performance Car, Low Performance Driver".
Posted By: formula_s

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by moparjim79
Please quit throwing the "ECO MODE" variable in there. It makes absolutely no difference between auto and eco if your(sic) all the way into the loud pedal.

Scats in my opinion are probably the better street car, but set up the same for the track, probably not. Driver skill means a ton too.




My first thought exactly, but I did point out you spelling error!!?
Posted By: moparjim79

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by formula_s
Originally Posted by moparjim79
Please quit throwing the "ECO MODE" variable in there. It makes absolutely no difference between auto and eco if your(sic) all the way into the loud pedal.

Scats in my opinion are probably the better street car, but set up the same for the track, probably not. Driver skill means a ton too.




My first thought exactly, but I did point out you spelling error!!?


Good call. You're not your. And you also have a spelling error in your post..
Posted By: GY3

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 06:50 PM

Story akin to hopping a Coke bottle with the front tire and taping a $100 bill to the dash. SMH.
Posted By: moparjim79

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by GY3
Story akin to hopping a Coke bottle with the front tire and taping a $100 bill to the dash. SMH.


I kid you not, I was going to include something like this in my post but figured why bother, its Dork, I mean Doc. I wonder if the Hellcat had a 383 hemi in it?
Posted By: Pacnorthcuda

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Bad340fish
She was probably using the black key lol

And wasn’t even paying attention to the Dork in the other lane!
Posted By: larrymopar360

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by moparjim79
Originally Posted by GY3
Story akin to hopping a Coke bottle with the front tire and taping a $100 bill to the dash. SMH.


I kid you not, I was going to include something like this in my post but figured why bother, its Dork, I mean Doc. I wonder if the Hellcat had a 383 hemi in it?
Haha I just saw something on CL with a "big block 360"
Posted By: dOoC

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 11:03 PM

Oh my gooooness !

Some of you apimp should get off the keyboard and GO OUTSIDE and get some FRESH AIR ! ... tsk,... xmaseek
Posted By: Grizzly

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 11:54 PM

Well, whatever, but I sure appreciate formula_S being the spelling police on here.

There was another member that used to correct spelling and grammar and I used to laugh at the things he would say to you Dimwits...............I really miss that and the old Moparts. frown
Posted By: moparjim79

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/02/21 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by Grizzly
Well, whatever, but I sure appreciate moparjim79 being the spelling police on here.

There was another member that used to correct spelling and grammar and I used to laugh at the things he would say to you Dimwits...............I really miss that and the old Moparts. frown


Thanks, but I cannot take the credit for that, someone called me out first, I just returned the favor.
Posted By: Grizzly

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/03/21 12:00 AM

Yep, just seen that, changed my post. beer
Posted By: dOoC

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/03/21 12:01 AM

Yeah RIGHT .. mopJ .. I’ve never said WORD ONE to you ! tsk

Ur just aNutter keyboard commandO ... xmaseek

Go SHOVEL SOME SNOW .. instead of your BS tsk
Posted By: moparjim79

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/03/21 12:06 AM

Thanks. And, no snow here.
Posted By: dOoC

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/03/21 01:17 AM

Come on guys ... what JK said ... I beat the driver and DUMB BELL ME shouldn’t have !

And EVEN IF she had the black key ... she should have still won ... IF she drove it properly.

Plus considering the fact that I’m using 87 octane fuel !
Posted By: 63CandyMatic

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/03/21 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by Doc Fiberglass
Come on guys ... what JK said ... I beat the driver and DUMB BELL ME shouldn’t have !

And EVEN IF she had the black key ... she should have still won ... IF she drove it properly.

Plus considering the fact that I’m using 87 octane fuel !


yOU'Re tHe cHaMPioN!!!!!! gREaT jOb!!!!!!
Posted By: moparx

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/03/21 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Doc Fiberglass


Go SHOVEL SOME SNOW .. instead of your BS tsk



the neighbor kid sHoVeLs my snow DoC............ biggrin
beer
Posted By: Big-Bo-Hemoth

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/03/21 04:59 PM

One possible scenario is that the chick lost control of her butane fired emergency hair curler and dropped it in her lap thus starting the rug smoldering. (hers not the cars)
Posted By: dOoC

Re: I raced a Hell Kitty with my Scatty ... - 01/05/21 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by moparx
Originally Posted by Doc Fiberglass


Go SHOVEL SOME SNOW .. instead of your BS tsk



the neighbor kid sHoVeLs my snow DoC............ biggrin
beer


Thx oleham2... I’m so glad I’m OVER THOSE THOUGHTS !

and I’ll bet most of those nearly THIRTEEN HUNDRED VIEWS was Candyazz!

He’s under my spell ! smoke
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