So I think when I go back to work...

I'm going to quit shaving, brushing my hair and putting on deoderant. That should keep most people from getting near me.

And mumble to yourself a lot...

I already do that, I'm an auto mechanic!

Just act as if your one of the homeless.. maybe get a shopping cart filled with stuff

Word of caution they say the beard and stache can capture and hold the virus and make it easier to get.

make sure a raincoat is part of your wardrobe. and a hat if you are so inclined, except if you are shiny on top like me.

Or you could make a social distancing hat.

Don;t think he needed the hat to keep people away