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"Don't ask me how I know..." #613
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...is my favorite Moparts quote. It usually comes right after something like, "you can use a battery to weld a half-inch box wrench to your inner fender".

Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." [Re: BSharp] #614
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Cars can roll over a 4x4 chunk of wood if placed on a hill without an e-brake... which can lead to the car almost rolling down the hillside and into a creek. However, diving through the open window, hitting the brakes, and snapping off a mirror in the process can stop the car. Don't ask me how I know...

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ouch, lol i did that, got a good burn from it to i never seen a wrench glow such a pretty shade of red

Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." [Re: BSharp] #616
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Batteries can explode during jump starting- and throw sulphuric acid all over you and your car...

Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." [Re: Tom_440] #617
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you can fry your car stereo if you are in a huge hurry and accidently put your jumper cables on backwards...don't ask me how i know!

Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." [Re: nutso suave] #618
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When changing the oil, you can get motor oil all over your driveway and piss off your girlfriend if you don't check to make sure the cap is screwed on tight on the nifty oil drain pan you bought at the auto supply store. Don't ask me how I know this...

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When looking to mount a buss fuse block, you can drill a hole into the heater core and squirt antifreeze in your eye... "Dont ask me how I know"

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When looking to mount a buss fuse block, you can drill a hole into the heater core and squirt antifreeze in your eye... "Dont ask me how I know"




best yet.

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Brake parts cleaner when sprayed directly into a wheel cylinder will make a 180 degree turn, get in your eye and temporarily blind you...

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transmission fluid makes your hair nice and shiney

Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." [Re: BSharp] #623
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Siphoning (drinking) gasoline through a garden hose makes you burp fumes for 2 days.

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It's really easy to break off the dipstick tube in a smallblock when trying to re-install the A/C compressor on the front of the engine.

It's really hard to get the small part that's in the block OUT!

Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." #625
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When removing a PH8A (Instead of a PH43) oil filter off a small block A body, trying to get it to clear the torsion bar leads to dumping hot oil all over your chest.


Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." [Re: Just Cameron] #626
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Dropping a fullsize starter on your own head hurts...

Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." #627
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when drilling holes for seats you can easily drill threw your fuel line.

Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." [Re: Just Cameron] #628
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Turning a reverse thread lug to the left will NOT help you get your driver side wheels off, no matter how much you jump on the tire iron and cuss.

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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." [Re: Just Cameron] #630
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Don't open the doors on a $100 unibody parts car you've just finished Sawzalling into a cheap summer convertible. Ever. Especially both at once. Especially if its rusty. Just jump in.

Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." #631
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Given a hot enough spark, brake fluid will ignite..........................

Starter cables are routed a certain way for a reason.................................


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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..." [Re: Just Cameron] #632
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