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post your favorite reaction time metaphor #2499539
05/23/18 04:11 PM
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julian2007 Offline OP
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He was flat welded to the tree, sawing the tree down, ect ect.

Lets here them!!!

Last edited by julian2007; 05/23/18 04:14 PM.

God made cold beer,good friends,hot ladies and race cars don't spit in his face by pi$$ing and moaning about how life sucks!!!
Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: julian2007] #2499643
05/23/18 07:54 PM
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A collage of whims
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I always liked WJ's cranky statement "that was just a crappy job of red-lighting".

The ones for being late I think are funnier: "Nah, you first", and the 1st time I heard "Musta been makin' a sandwich"...

Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: julian2007] #2499649
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Rio Linda, CA
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Wow, that guy needs a couple of

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Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: John_Kunkel] #2499655
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Carson City, Nevada
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BINGO!

YAHTZEE!

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Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: julian2007] #2499657
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Park Forest, IL
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"I was in a coma that time".


"Everybody funny, now you funny too."
Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: julian2007] #2499658
05/23/18 08:35 PM
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He left harder than a wedding night (rhymes with stick)!

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Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: Pacnorthcuda] #2499669
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Wait

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Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: WHITEDART] #2499671
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Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: WHITEDART] #2499672
05/23/18 08:58 PM
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These are pictures that I usually send to friends.. that took a nap went red or chop the tree

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Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: julian2007] #2499674
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Needed a calendar to measure that reaction time.

Starter knocked on the window and said "You can go now."


If the results don't match the theory, change the theory.
Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: CMcAllister] #2499707
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Mt. Vernon, Ohio
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for a slow reaction I have heard many times around here....I think he just ordered a pizza.


Light travels faster than the speed of sound,,,this is why some people seem bright untill you hear them speak.
Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: dartman366] #2499721
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Ate his lunch on the line.....


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Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: CMcAllister] #2499736
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Starter knocked on the window and said "follow that other guy".

Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: julian2007] #2499824
05/24/18 02:19 AM
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"Tossed a salad" can be used for any lack of effort or loss of control...

Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: julian2007] #2499838
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Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: julian2007] #2499847
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he was " waving to the girls in the stands "
waiting for someone to wave the flag

Tex


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Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: tex013] #2499857
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Slow: What TV program was he watching?
Fast: He left like a scolded dog.

Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: fullmetaljacket] #2499874
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My favorite was "where you looking both ways when the light turned"

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Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: julian2007] #2499947
05/24/18 12:47 PM
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Hey where’s he going?

and

Holeshot loss!


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Re: post your favorite reaction time metaphor [Re: fourgearsavoy] #2499990
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Slow: Hello?....McFly???

That one always cracks me up

Fast: Telepathic

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