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OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' #1120883
11/24/11 10:59 PM
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we do this after the season and again just before a new one starts. please end you post with don;t ask me how I know


I have a few shameful my self

If you door windows are removable make sure you take them with you to the track

"DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW"


If you move you seat to a new position make sure to try it out with your helmet to make sure it fits at home...not at the track

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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: HEMIFRED] #1120884
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When you have a slight oil leak at the filter adapter on a small block and you replace it with the Canton adapter plate....After inspecting the o'ring for damage before installing, make sure you put said o'ring back on the adapter plate.


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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: abodiesonly1] #1120885
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If your fire jacket get's filthy and you ask your wife to wash it up for you, don't forget to put it back in the trailer, after she tell's you it is done and where it's hanging, before you go to a race.

DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW.


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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: dartman366] #1120886
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wow over 50 viewed the post and only three replies ???? there must be many more perfect people in the world than I thought.

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If your fire jacket get's filthy and you ask your wife to wash it up for you, don't forget to put it back in the trailer, after she tell's you it is done and where it's hanging, before you go to a race.

DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW.




this goes right along side of that one.
when you get your new dated belts back from re webbing make sure you out them rioght back on the car. Not on the shelf and forget about them until you are at the track

DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW.


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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: HEMIFRED] #1120887
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when the 1/4" drive socket falls into engine from priming the oil pump and you think it went to the bottom of the oil pan........

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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: Deepockets] #1120888
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Don't make more than 15 runs before changing out rods.


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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: blown572dart] #1120889
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When you're doing your burnout and the fuel psi gauge flutters and drops toward zero, you might not have filled your fuel cell...

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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: J_BODY] #1120890
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When you spend $6000 on a lot of big money parts and the car goes a second slower.Because you didn't check how far in the piston is.

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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: J_BODY] #1120891
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When you do a burnout, and you notice thst it's funny how the smoke is coming out from under the middle of your truck, it's a really good idea to get off the throttle imediately.

DAMHIK


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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: 70Cuda383] #1120892
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when you put a eng. together and a year later you put it in recheck rocker jam nuts . DAMHIK

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: a493demon] #1120893
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When staging and you see a slight puff of dust come off the blower belt that you've never seen during the previous couple of hundred runs. You make the run anyway,oops.
Doug

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: a493demon] #1120894
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If you put a screwdriver in to hold the throttle plate open when compression testing..... remember to remove it before starting up the engine.... & never hold a hot cup of coffee over your lap when you realise that the throttle is jammed wide open ... Dont ask me how I know

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: dvw] #1120895
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When towing the race car 840 miles one way...
its a good idea to check the weather forecast at that location before making the trek...
thats a long way to tow a race car just to get
rained out...
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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: HEMIFRED] #1120896
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don't forget ur hood pins, like i did. DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW. stay safe, seeya.

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: rickraw] #1120897
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When you take your freshened blower engine to the dyno,get there on time and bring enough pullies Don't ask me how I know,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,just don't ask me how I know 9

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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: 70Cuda383] #1120898
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Quote:

When you do a burnout, and you notice thst it's funny how the smoke is coming out from under the middle of your truck, it's a really good idea to get off the throttle imediately.

DAMHIK




DAMHIK

NO SHORT CUTS THE LONG VERSION IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL . IT'S A PART OF THE HEALING PROCESS


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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: hemi-itis] #1120899
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After drying your fire jacket out after a long night of August racing, don't forget to throw it back in the car before going up to the staging lanes the next morning. Don't ask me how I know.
Beep

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: Bigbeep] #1120900
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when your on the way to the trak and you cant beleive how well your tow rig is runnin,make sure you put the car back in the trailer.DONT EVEN ASK.

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: dartman366] #1120901
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Quote:

If your fire jacket get's filthy and you ask your wife to wash it up for you, don't forget to put it back in the trailer, after she tell's you it is done and where it's hanging, before you go to a race.

DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW.




Done that!

Randy

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: Dartin] #1120902
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When you have marks on your distributor/block for timing, make sure to disregard them after you have retarded the cam. You'll slash your own wrists when you figure out why the car is a pig for the first 100'. DAMHIK


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