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Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: ScottSmith_Harms] #1120923 11/26/11 04:48 AM 11/26/11 04:48 AM
Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,502 SOUTH JERSEY HEMIFRED OP master
HEMIFRED OP master Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,502 SOUTH JERSEY	Quote: Quote: I have a few shameful my self If your door windows are removable make sure you take them with you to the track "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" If you move your seat to a new position make sure to try it out with your helmet to make sure it fits at home...not at the track "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW" If the "R" on Freds keyboard is broken......Don't ask me how I know! A few days ago there was something jamming up the D key. I flipped the keyboard over and gave it a few light taps. The D worked fine but now I see it has moved r round home of the Sox and Martin Hemi Duster

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: HEMIFRED] #1120924 11/26/11 08:33 AM 11/26/11 08:33 AM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 25,890 United Socialist States of Ame... T tboomer Too Many Posts
tboomer Too Many Posts T Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 25,890 United Socialist States of Ame...	I made so many mistakes this past season that I can't remember the worst one!! One thing that stands out is to never leave your beer at the track overnight when pitted next to 493 Dart..DAMHIK... Need your rear end checked out? Contact Grizzly!!

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: HEMIFRED] #1120925 11/26/11 10:57 AM 11/26/11 10:57 AM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 22,873 Chicken coop dustergirl340 Chicken Little
dustergirl340 Chicken Little Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 22,873 Chicken coop	When getting the one pound of ice cream at Norwalk that of course you can't finish, don't leave it on the roof of your Duster; because the wind will blow it over when you aren't looking. It will then splat all over the roof, windshield, and hood, attracting a large quantity of bees.

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: Super Scamp] #1120926 11/26/11 11:17 AM 11/26/11 11:17 AM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 7,274 s.w.fl B bonefish master
bonefish master B Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 7,274 s.w.fl	Quote: Going to a race 300 miles away fully loaded, all gased up food in frig,everything you can think of in motorhome and trailer and when you get to the track and get all setup (Thursday night). Went to go get a cold beer Yep you know it !!!! left it in the garage 3 cases of beer.. "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' so far this is the most inexcusable and down right blatent deralection of responsability ive ever heard of,down here it is punishable by torture,you would be forced to listen to Barry Manalow medelies while watching THE English Patient,over and over till you were a slobering,gelatin like mass.

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: dustergirl340] #1120927 11/26/11 11:22 AM 11/26/11 11:22 AM
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 303 southwest Alabama C challenger73400 enthusiast
challenger73400 enthusiast C Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 303 southwest Alabama	After reinstalling tranny,loading the truck on a hill, make sure park holds before you try to get out...with the door open....DAMHIK! 6936860-truckstill.jpg (161 downloads)

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: challenger73400] #1120928 11/26/11 12:48 PM 11/26/11 12:48 PM
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,607 KYbywayof WV F Frito top fuel
Frito top fuel F Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,607 KYbywayof WV	After buying new tires for the tow truck, make sure you put the spare back in place before towing 2 hours and having a blowout on the interstate. DAMHIK!!!!

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: Frito] #1120929 11/28/11 05:24 PM 11/28/11 05:24 PM
Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,080 organ M maximum entropy master
maximum entropy master M Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,080 organ	yellow jackets LOVE gold colored race cars. please do not axe me how's i know. for what is the good life if not doing things thoughtfully?

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: HEMIFRED] #1120930 11/28/11 05:43 PM 11/28/11 05:43 PM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 7,274 s.w.fl B bonefish master
bonefish master B Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 7,274 s.w.fl	dont put the palm of you hand on the top of the dist then lean over and aim your timming light then tell your helper to FIRE IT UP.MSD 7al-3 shoots right thru a wire boot.dont ask me how i know.

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: bonefish] #1120931 11/28/11 07:24 PM 11/28/11 07:24 PM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 21,345 Marysville, O-H-I-O 70Cuda383 Too Many Posts
70Cuda383 Too Many Posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 21,345 Marysville, O-H-I-O	got a new one... never ever break the first rule of engine building...mock up and measure everything twice before final machine work/balancing. or you might find out that pistons advertised as having a .050" dome and expected to stick up .030-.040 past the deck on an uncut block, actually stick up above the deck .083" and then find out that the piston manufacturer changed the piston 3 years ago, but never changed the online description/specs, etc. DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW! Last edited by 70Cuda383; 11/28/11 07:26 PM. Photobucket sucks

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: 70Cuda383] #1120932 11/30/11 03:43 AM 11/30/11 03:43 AM
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 307 OH T TheBlackCar enthusiast
TheBlackCar enthusiast T Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 307 OH	When taking your 125# dog to the track for the weekend with you, and sharing sleeping quarters (inside the trailer), DO NOT let the neighbor feed the dog left over chili.....Don't ask me how I know

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: TheBlackCar] #1120933 11/30/11 09:15 AM 11/30/11 09:15 AM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 7,274 s.w.fl B bonefish master
bonefish master B Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 7,274 s.w.fl	Quote: When taking your 125# dog to the track for the weekend with you, and sharing sleeping quarters (inside the trailer), DO NOT let the neighbor feed the dog left over chili.....Don't ask me how I know DUUUDE!!!!!

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: RodStRace] #1120934 11/30/11 01:35 PM 11/30/11 01:35 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 289 Flower Mound, TX, US 7 75dartcustom enthusiast
75dartcustom enthusiast 7 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 289 Flower Mound, TX, US	Quote: When you grab that rear axle on wheels to roll it across the lot, do not grab the pinion snubber to hold up the center section. DAMHIK! I won't ask, because I learned that one a couple of years ago. OUCH.

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: 75dartcustom] #1120935 11/30/11 01:49 PM 11/30/11 01:49 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 549 Bristol, Va fasteddie mopar
fasteddie mopar Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 549 Bristol, Va	When you start to prime the oil pump on a freshly rebuilt motor, be sure the oil filter is installed. Makes a HUGE mess. DAMHIK! I'm embarrassed to admit I have done this twice, about 15 years apart. 2003 Bristol Dragway Sportsman Champion 2016 Bristol Dragway Power Hour Champion

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: fasteddie] #1120936 11/30/11 02:22 PM 11/30/11 02:22 PM
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,377 Ohio Todd pro stock
Todd pro stock Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,377 Ohio	Quote: When you start to prime the oil pump on a freshly rebuilt motor, be sure the oil filter is installed. Makes a HUGE mess. DAMHIK! I'm embarrassed to admit I have done this twice, about 15 years apart. Prime the engine and not have the one oil plug in the where the sender goes. It will shoot oil like a super soaker. DAMHIK!!!

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: HEMIFRED] #1120937 12/07/11 10:09 AM 12/07/11 10:09 AM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 7,274 s.w.fl B bonefish master
bonefish master B Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 7,274 s.w.fl	dont ever fill your extra gas can up with deisle then go out at night and fill your street strip car up with 110 -93 mix thats sitting right next to the diesel then head to the races.(it aint purdy)dont ask me how i know.

Re: OK season's over time for "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW' [Re: bonefish] #1120938 12/07/11 11:33 AM 12/07/11 11:33 AM
Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 452 nc cold85 mopar
cold85 mopar Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 452 nc	When you race your tuner in the last race of the year and he says we should put x amount in it anymore and i think it will be on the bumper. You should not say no, I want to put more boost in early and see what happens "DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW"

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